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# Only broken people don't like marzipan.
It's almond flavoured sex on a cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I like marzipan and almonds.
Can you like one and not the other?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:02, archived)
# I very strongly dislike almonds,
and mildly dislike Marzipan.

Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Marzipan seems to be like marmite. You either love it or despise the stuff.
There is a pattern emerging!
PEOPLE QUICK! WHAT ARE YOUR PREFERENCES TOWARDS MARMOTS?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# I LOVE THEM
in the bum
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:11, archived)
# No
Marzipan is a cake topping. It can't count or do sums...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# No, silly. Marzipan is made out of almonds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I also like your picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# oh thank ye :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# eurrrrgh you fucking freak!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:05, archived)
# *smears you with marzipan*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:07, archived)
# *dies*
tomorrows headlines:

Independent:
BELOVED FLANGE DIES IN MARZIPAN RUBBING INCIDENT - NATION MOURNS

Daily Mail:
DAILY MAIL LAUNCHES CAMPAIGN TO HAVE MARZIPAN BANNED FROM ALL PUBLIC PLACES

Grauniad:
DAILY MAIL IN 'FINALLY GETTING A DECENT CAUSE TO WHINGE ABOUT' SHOCKER!!

Sun:
TITS SPORT TITS IMMIGRANTS
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# THIS HARD, No one be dissing the "Berg"!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:06, archived)
# you really are sooooooooo wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:08, archived)
# ^ Battenburg Packer!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Fucking yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:10, archived)
# i so love these
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:14, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I would gladly have clung to one of those to avoid icy death in the cold waters of the Atlantic...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# this is too loony :D
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:17, archived)
# !
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:18, archived)
# BATTENBOIRG!!! DEAD AHEAD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)
# haha...........lots to go round then?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:23, archived)
# How odd...


Edit: Seamy, and badly implemented, I'll grant you, but 'twas from long ago.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:39, archived)
# BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!
sorry
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:41, archived)