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[challenge entry] Fuck the Daily Mail...

From the The Daily Mail challenge. See all 248 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# stamp on your bollocks
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# And spit on them and call me scum!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Mmmmm
Barrowman.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:48, archived)
# shittest super hero ever
"... don't worry - I can carry many things in my barrow of power!!.. . oh - that's too many"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# His actual surname is Belushi
but that was taken so that actors guild thingie said he needed a new name. So he named himself John Barrowman after his favourite sexual position.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Such a shame
He would have gone far as John Doggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# His entrance music would have been "how much is that doggie in the window"
TV Gold.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
#
Brown
(dunno)
Diesel
Stipe
Travolta
(dunno)
Cruise

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Enrique Iglesias
ricky martin
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
#
does he have a latin celebrity filter do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# he just clicks the pics in his browser
but never reads the text xD

dirty fecker
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# What text?
edit: Ohhhhh, I just got it. :¬/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Enrique Inglesias
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Wrong!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enrique_Iglesias
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:45, archived)
# I dont know who some of them are.
(waxdart hello., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# !!!!
omg gays!

*tells*
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# DERRIN BROWN IS GAY?
Well, I wonder if he saw that coming?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# if he comes i fucking will!
/bo selecta blog
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Well that wasn't really my point, but yes, yes he is.
www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-7459.html
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Bum the witch!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Makes a whole week . . . and kinda visa versa . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Tom Cruise is not Ga.... no wait....
nevermind.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# those nubile young boys are his assistants
aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Of course they are
and the fact that Tom is only as high as their waist is pure coincidence!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# his ASSistants
and if you don't mind, I'm about to eat a walnut whip

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Do you eat the nuts first,
or bite the bottom and lick out the white stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I swallowed it whole
because I'm gifted :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:03, archived)
# *offers phone number*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:10, archived)
# not at all.
but it does appear he has no issue with Katie turning into a bloke.

worldofwonder.net/images4/whoarewe102108.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 13 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)