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# heh, it's good
But is there any way to uninstall that new experience shitcockery?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Here's what you do.
Take XBOX by the bottom left corner and the top right corner- remove all wires from the back and lay carefully on front step. Kick it the fuck into the road. Get a PS3. \o/ Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:43, archived)
# elitist?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# It's a viable way to get rid of whatever's annoying him about his XBOX.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:44, archived)
# er,if he killed himself he'd never be annoyed by anything ever again
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Another valid point.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# vote for mandatory suicide of everyone who isn't me!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:47, archived)
# You'd better be on good terms with your right hand then...
assuming you're right-handed...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# i'll struggle on somehow
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# for the record, I ENJOY being annoyed.
So I'm going to keep the fucking XBox 'experience' to spite you all.
Oh, and books-wise, I demand that you all go out and buy anything by Charles Stross. The man writes a damned good book.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:53, archived)
# try the Classics.
Just because it's old doesn't mean it's crap.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# If it doesn't have a FTL spaceflight
or a mutant sex robot, I just ain't interested.

(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Or B: read a book.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:45, archived)
# ^ this
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Get with the times, Cardinal Wolsey
;-)


Books are good, but it's nice to have other things too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Fallout 3 has entirely justified my 360 purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:46, archived)
# It's on both consoles, no?
I was playing a demo of something that may have been that the other day, it was good. I don't think it was that though.

The gun could raise and lower the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Possibly
but it's buggiest and least attractive on the PS3, (The Xbox360 and PS3 managing what equate to only 'medium' settings on the PC version according to bethsoft but the PS3 one with lower texture detail and no AA due to memory and shader limitations) and on the least attractive controller. Also, only the PC and 360 will get downloadable extra content.

Also, no, Fallout 3 had no such feature so I doubt you're describing it. Still, I heartily recommend you play FO3, I just finished it after several days of slog through the wasteland and... dear god that ending was depressingly beautiful.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Ah well.
I'll console myself with MGS4 again. I'm still not done with that game, I'm trying to play it with NO alerts on hard at the moment.

The words 'very', 'fucking' and 'hard' don't begin to cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# *highs your five*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Fallout 3 is more reliable on XBOX than PS3
Tragically for console junkies it's 100% awesomely better than both on PC, as is everything other than singstar and driving games, unless you've got a steering wheel for your PC in which case dude, seriously. ROCK.

(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I doubt I'd be getting it anyway, to be honest.
It's not really my sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:55, archived)
# it's very good, but I concede that it may require
"my sort of thing" attractiveness to get one to play it wnough to unlock teh funs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Not my sort of thing?
I thought post-apocalyptic survival horror with guns had global appeal ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)
# No raising and lowering of ground encountered yet.
- suppose it might be that I've not got a big enough gun.

I strongly recommend the game, whatever platform. I've been told that it doesn't run quite so smoothly on PS3, but that could just be rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Can't be the same game, then.
That's a shame, I was thinking' fucking hell, a penis game with an interesting feature' but alas. Whatever game I WAS playing the demo of, I recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:56, archived)
# penis game meaning first-person-shooter?
where the gun is the cock?

if so, hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Nooo, watching blokes play those sorts of games
their penises get closer and closer to the telly. Hence 'penis game'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 15:59, archived)
# how odd
I've never noticed my button mushroom getting closer to the telly when playing.

Ah well. Perhaps I'm not playing naked enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:03, archived)
# bums shuffling forward on the sofa, I think
rather than cock magnetism.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I'm an oddity there
the more into the game I get, the more I relax back into the loving arms of the sofa.

Dave does, admittedly, end up with barely 1mm of sofa supporting him as he tilts madly toward the TV.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i think
that you're describing what the cap'n is referring to

legs sliding forwards off the sofa as you relax more and more into a suppine position
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 16:09, archived)