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# *Waits for Alien second head to come out of it's mouth*
Woo!

In other news, my boss made me a cup of tea and stirred it with the spoon he used to make his extra strong, black, coffee.

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Tea drinkers are so wet
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# ^this
they are gay
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I'm gay and I drink coffee
discuss
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Mr T says

(munzor in the jungle, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 13:06, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I have always loved ^this^ pic :D
I support its sentiments wholeheartedly
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
# God you people and your shark-like tastebuds
/resents having to rinse teaspoons between stirs

'Ning board.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Tip of teh day:
Buy a second spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Meh
Twice as much washing up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Not if you stop drinking the devil's diarrhoea
and stick with tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# You're just showing off that you can spell
diarrear diorhorea fast poo
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Get em to make their own fucking tea
In my extensive experience of making tea for fucking tea drinkers who never want a drink unless someone else is making it, I've found you never make it right.

The spoon was used for coffee
It's too weak
You didn't leave the bag in long enough
You left the bag in too long
I wanted a big mug
I wanted a small mug
It's got a funny hair in it

and so on
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# You forget,
it tastes like you wiped your cock on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# damn shoulda thought of that...
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# It's OK
He went out for a fag so I made myself another cup.

Normal service has been resumed. But I may pee in his future cups of coffee to see how he likes odd tasting beverages.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# Tea is good
Coffee is good... but it's easier for people to fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 26 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)