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# That would be better if it had a paedo hung out the back of it.
And maybe a trickle of blood.

And maybe a slew of idiots complaining it was in bad taste.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# yea...fight the power, fight the power!!

and I stick by what I said.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Top point-making cattiness there.
I'm going to pretend you just said you liked it. Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# What do I have to do to get someone to draw me a paedo?!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# Right.
Observe your keyboard. There should be two fleshy items currently on it or near it. They're much better at drawing than my fleshy appendages are.

Go to it, pencil person. Mush and that.

Sigh. Give me five minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# YAY, five-minute paedo doodle!
I hope this becomes a tradition. Five-Minute Paedo Doodle Wednesday.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# here


I didn't say it'd be good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# cor, I'd accept sweets and puppies off him.
I like his toes. His big toe is showing signs of the child molestation-related affliction, Paetoe.

[edit] actually, he looks a bit like kindly-BBC legend John Peel, which would again be a good strategy for the paedo. Look avuncular and play nice records, you'll soon be up to your knees in paes.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# You owe me one now.
I hope you like his malnutrition belly. He's been spending all of his food money on copies of Shout and Bob the Builder magazine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I'm preoccupied with crocodiles.
Which are not a species prone to paeding itself up, as far as I know.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Crocodiles are beautiful
one of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Hey DotF
you have to face it the deleted image was over the line so unfair to say a slew of idiots complaining about it being bad taste and I was nice about my response to him - how I think wasn't trying to be nasty just misread how far to take a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# I loathe and abhor censorship of all forms.
That was a Daily Mail-style mob assault. Brainless, button-pushing, knee-jerk nonsense. The only problem I had with that image was that it wasn't particularly funny. My concern here is that if someone makes a brilliantly-funny paedo image, the same fate will befall it.

[edit] I'm going to have to see if the concept of a brilliantly-funny paedo image is actually possible. It would revolutionise the way we look at comedy. And kids. Phwoar, kids.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# well I have to admit it was completely tasteless
sometimes it's hard to see the line
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# I have considered whacking you on ignore before now
And I have a fair tolerance to most stuff on here, So I suspect you are trying too hard sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I wish you hadn't deleted it, all the same.
What we need is a I DO NOT LIKE THIS button. Enough votes automatically collapses the thread in question so it is still accessible (via a link, perhaps), but not immediately visible to soil our delicate eyes.

Sadly, such a system would be open to all manner of abuse. Mainly from me, whilst drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# I still like that idea
it would be balanced out by the 'I like this' anyway so in most cases it would be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Plus, an I'm Indifferent To This button
where enough clicks replaces the posted image with a photo of our Ginger Fuhrer, just woken up from an afternoon nap, with biscuit crumbs round his mouth and sofa creases on his face.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Yes...
a 'meh' button!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I'm too indecisive...
I'd like a 'I'm not sure whether I like this or not, yet - let me wait and see what everyone else thinks' button. I'm just a sheep, really.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I like the idea of a sheep button, too.
If it were up to me, there'd be a baffling array of choices. There'd be more buttons for every b3ta post than on the Space Shuttle.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# * Vote for "I don't like that button"
* Gets pissed
* Pushes it loads!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)