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# i maked this with pens and papers
MOD EDIT: 972KB = too big for the board
(I helped save b3ta! Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# bigger please.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ZOMG ONE MEG!
Fek off!

EDIT: I just hadz scrummy Chyknees fuds!

Salt chicken wiv chiili and pepper and quack wiz racist beans sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# You said you were going to have a curry
YOU FECKING LIAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I have to say these things in the interest of national security.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Ooh I see
*touches nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# *touches cloth*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# *touches riverghost*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# *accepts all major credit cards and some of the minor ones*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# who said I would be paying YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I did.
You can't get this sorta stuff for free!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# hey
you got nothing i can't pick up on any street corner!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# *touches ham*
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# it's magnificent
:D

edit: -ly gigantic
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# 968kb?
that's a fucking truck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# ...with a trailer holding a 40ft container
filled with bricks!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# on it's way to Cheltenham International Brick Festival
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# and the bricks
are being used to support honking big breeze blocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# and there's a giant sat on top of the truck
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# a giantess
having triplets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# otherwise known as the golf gti
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# How the shuddering feck did you manage to get that so
H U G E ?
You've just used up half my monthly bandwidth allowance of 2mb.

*Heads to the bunker*
I HAVE FIG ROLLS!

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# bunker time
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# whose turn is it to put the kettle on?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# bit of shit bunker really. I expected a much cozier place
perhaps mood lighting and a disco
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# im not allowed in am i
am i
(I helped save b3ta! Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:23, archived)
# FYI don't google Meg griffin with the safe search off. just fucking don't



(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# I never thought I'd see a whole Meg.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# You failed to heed the warning too, eh.
Oh, sorry, 'whole'. My mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# hahahahaha good and proper lol
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Now you know i just did!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# afraid?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# more abetted
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# that is a challenge sir
pffft, what sad bastards spend their time making that stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# f'real... some of that stuff has quite a lot of work gone into it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I know, but why?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:35, archived)
# you
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# me, why?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Oh you utter cunt
Of course people are gonna do something if you tell them not to!
(I helped save b3ta! shitshitshitshit x_x, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# but of course... if i hadn't told you not to you wouldn't have done it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# don't buy my CD
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# *doesn't*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# why did i have to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I must say
that the site familyguyporn.info exits was something of a surprise...even after all these years of being on the internets...
(I helped save b3ta! The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:48, archived)
# holy shit, how have you manged to make it nearly a mgb
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# He should reduce the colours
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# perhaps try making it a .bmp?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# i need to rescan it
the settings were left from somthing else
(I helped save b3ta! Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:43, archived)
#

Edit:
Top left= pube stuck to the paper
www.b3tards.com/u/dfb5b6870efa82008571/scan00021.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# 5.1241343669250645994832041343669
Bytes per pixel? Thats a bit big.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hang on one moment
surely anything more than 4 english bytes per pixel breaks the universe
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# this is both shit and far too bloody big
this can help you with part of the problem
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm

i suggest you go and watch i'm a celebrity to learn about humour and talent.
or alternatively just fuck off and take this shit with you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# at that resolution
I expect more anatomical detail.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)