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# Doodles aplenty this morning.

rocket powered Bumper Car
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(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# cor!
now animate it transforming into robot mode :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# nice
and a whingy tj:

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567544/Top-100-living-geniuses.html

which retards picked that list?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# It's obvious your not going to be on it as it clearly states
The top 100 living geniuses was compiled by a panel of six experts in creativity and innovation from Creators Synectics, a global consultants firm:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# why would I be on it?
but fuck me, what sort of list is it with matt i make shitty cartoons goering ahead of andrew wiles. What the fuck is Muhammad Ali doing on list? he was too thick for the american army.

And Bobby Fischer is fucking DEAD. DEAD!!! FOR CHRIST SAKE!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# He hasn't even got a grill!
It's just done my a market research company to fill up a newspaper page. You can tell it's not done with any expertise They have James west in there on his work on the electrec mic. They obvioulsy think that makes the list look diverse and intelligent.
There are many types of mic. If you compare his contribution to music with someone like Dave Smith who created MIDI it's nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# you're not taking this outrage seriously are you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# It's hard to
You're always outraged.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# not always.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# Yes but that's called sleeping.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# this is an outrage.
Dear Times,

I am outraged.

Up yours,

k3b/-\b.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# bad idea
Dear k3b/-\b,

Thanks awfully, outrage helps us sell papers.

Lots of love,

The Times x x x
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:17, archived)
# this is an outrage.
Dear Times,

You bastards.

etc...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I had you more down as a Daily Mail person:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# the immigrants took my women.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Newspaper = Made Up
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# i dunno how to say this
but you're crap at anagrams
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I dunno how to say this
Mllnlgmlng ptto ptto!!!! mgmlglnglmglnglmglnglgm
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# The second M is silent. hth :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# of course it's silent!
I didn't pronounce it

because it is silent!


HAH!

O_o

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# My work here is done :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# On the upside Fred Sanger is at 5.
However, Rupert Murdoch is at 20, while Harold Pinter is at 31.

Hmmm.

edit: However, he was a FUCKING BIOCHEMIST you idiots, not just a chemist.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Albert Hoffman is joint 1st and he's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# wasn't aware that he'd snuffed it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:58, archived)
# yup, last April
he was 102 mind
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Haha
"Each genius was then awarded scores out of ten against criteria which included: paradigm shifting..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# hum yes, that really blasts prince into equal 32nd.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# And Jon de Mol, creator of Big Brother and Deal or no Deal into equal 49th.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:41, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK
is Damian Hirst doing on that list ?
(Kingfiisher speaks with forked tongue, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:27, archived)
# What the fuck is Osama bin Laden doing on that list?
In the Telegraph, no less... :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# What the fuck is jk rowling doing on that list?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)
# That's lovely:)
'ningles b3ta. God there are some idiots in the world. Has two guests sneak out with out paying. I'd even said I'd give them a discount when they arrived. They booked online so I had their card details so they ended up paying £115 instead of £90.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# heh
dumb fucks
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:10, archived)
# if they did a runner
do you have any guarantee that they used their own credit card details?
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:31, archived)
# You have a point there
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:40, archived)
# eep
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Yes
They have to product a passport to check in. It was the same name on the card and passort.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Was it the same face?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:18, archived)
# perhaps they changed their name by depole
to match the credit cards then had new pasports made in a forge.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Or someone lost their wallet with their credit cards and passport in it
"deed poll"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Looks like it's underwater possibly in a sewer duct
very nice deserves a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# NO BUMPING
(I've never understood that - what's the point of bumper cars without bumping into each other? :( )

That's luvverly tho
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Sun 7 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)