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# The new road signs are out
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Pachey?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Not just me then...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# she's not been on b3ta for yonks
I miss her, the cute little minx
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# didn't she go to india.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# really?
That's a far cry from Didsbury.

did she move there?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# i don't rightly know
i do recall her talking about upping sticks to goa some time back, then she disappeared, i assume she went.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# wow, good for her!


edit: wait, hope she wasn't working oin the Taj Mahal Motel
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# hehehehe
it's wrong i know but i now have an image of her charging round the place changing all the signage, leading to further chaos
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# This is not shopped well.
And this is, for me, what b3ta is about. Funny:D

And like other products below, does not contain nuts!

I was shite at shopping when I first came here. Run! Run for your life!

*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Jokes over technique any day
And lacking in human testicles
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# well we should put it to the acidd testie!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I do quite fancy a kebab now, I might wait til after the I.T. crowd
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# I have actually got rid of my telly
On demand telly is great:) I'll go watch it when i shut up at 10.

Is it just me but we've had a few really good new people today. That always makes me happy:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Ive still got my telly for xboxies mainly, when the digital switch over happens it will have to be on demand all the time
But I tend to watch stuff like Charlie Brookers screenwipe on iplayer, and download the other shows that I watch, heroes, house, 30 rock, etc...

On demand telly is the way forwards tho.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# As soon as you get a flatscreen TV then it's over:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# I think ill get a moniter that I can plug into my xboxies
And a desktop computer, my laptop isnt good enough for that sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Yup
And last week i gave the TV away as it was no longer needed:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# Should have given it to me :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I think we need to sort out some sort of b3ta swapshop.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Bashes, bring along something you want to swap, that could work?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Our "on demand" telly is diabolical
Even more diabolicaler than the regular stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# UK now is every channel
Everything for the lsat month.
Latest one hour after broadcast (with 2 ads max).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# even itv?
But there is sod all on that channel
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# That's fabulous
I only have 80 hours on my PVR drive. It sounds a lot but there is a lot of stuff I still have to watch.
The facility to download from the PVR drive has been disabled on all S. African PVRs ... BASTARDS.
I'd much prefer to be able to go back a month.
Hopefully one day it will be available here.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:33, archived)
# No
It's streamed! Ho Hard drive space! Normal and HD!:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Yes I understand that it is streamed
Which is why it appeals to me. No clogging of HD space.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# *perk*
A new season!?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Yeah its on at 10ish on channel4
Theres been like 3 episodes already so far
Its pretty good :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# She's in SA giving Jaffa Cakes to the needy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I thought she was, but I didnt wanna say incase I got it wrong
theres bound to be torrents on thepiratebay
But it will eat up her tupence of bandwidth
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)
# My tuppence worth has hardly been dented
due to insane amounts of time spent at work so far this month.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Ah fair enough, torrent/youtube away then! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# But apart from that
There is youtube!
*glees at the thought of a new series*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Yeah episode 4/5 or so now:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I tried running
Then I saw the image below and was stunned so I couldn't move
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Nicely done matey:)
Especially after the crap we've had tonight!

We have a regular that does these sorta things but not with traffic one.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Thanks
I was bored at work today and there's a poster with different road signs. I got bored at thought of alternative things they could mean.
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# NO RUN! RUN NOW!
This is the beginning! Soon you'll donate and end up going to bashes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:24, archived)
# This^
I donated, then went to a bash.
Im even tempted to come to london for your mega-bash
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Oh no, will it take over my life?
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Not really, I just tend to stick to the gayshift, its more fun that way
and you can post shit like this:
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Everyone loves the sheep
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Heheh
Seriously. Depends how much of your life you have spare. If you work somewher where you can be her 3ish hours a day and you have that job for years?
Your friends are here!
I know and have met so many people who I call friends.
It's a poisoned Chalis I think.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevery Rooooooooooooose has iiiit thoooorn....
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I might have to visit more often then
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:49, archived)
# where were you when i first appeared
i'd still have a life if i'd seen that warning
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# We both know that's a big lie!
You suffer from b3ta as much as I do!

I'm Happy.
You're Happy.
Everybody's Happy.

/Rocky Horror Show bolg.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:29, archived)
# i wish that were true
it's ruined me, for crying out loud i now even have a passing knowledge of sci fi, i didn't before, god forbid i ever play a computer game, then it's time to bid the world farewell.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# I knew nothing about imaging (although strangely I did restore B&W images with paint in the early 90's)
I knew fuck all and I've now had images in national and International magazines and newspapers!

Damn you rob!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:39, archived)
# the image below is how not to win friends
you are most welcome
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Lorry stretching area!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Arf!
Whatever happened to Pachey btw? She used to do very entertaining things with signs...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Get your mind out of the gutter, M3
oh wait, this is b3ta.com

As you were...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:22, archived)
# i saw these on a dodgy photostat in 1983.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I saw these on a wax cylinder in 1918

edit: In case you have him on ignore now.

b3ta.com/board/9019876

www.thisisbristol.co.uk/news/Bongo-gorilla-dies-zoo/article-526460-detail/article.html
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# london zoo lost their silverback the other day too
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# We did
the most weird tale I shall now tell concerning Bobby, the male who died last Friday morning; AR still pending.

I wasn't officially at work on the Thursday before that fateful Friday, but went anyway with my camera kit for a day to take pictures without other work-based responsibilities. I met one of the fellows, Darren, who is actually very well known and does a lot of radio broadcasting for five live and has a keen interest in photography, currently writing a book about our zoo. So we wondered about and went to Gorilla Kingdom where he took loads of pictures of Bobby before we wondered off elsewhere. On the Monday when he came to the library before a scientific meeting in the evening he mentioned something that was very weird. Of all the pictures he took on that Thursday (we took loads-I took around 800), he said when he got home and reviewed his, exclusively the ones of Bobby were corrupted on his card, before pointing out he's not one into any of this superstitious nonsense, it still freaked him out (I hadn't taken any at that point on my fingers wanting to fall off due to being cold)

But well and truly odd nether-less
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:37, archived)
# spooky oddness
it made me sad when i read about his passing.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# i saw these on parchment in 1683
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:28, archived)
# I saw something similar on amazon this afternoon
buying an iPod for dummies for my mum, apparently there's a road signs for idiots I sniggered to and might buy for my aunt; who has a decades track record of crashing cars, i'm amazed she's still insured
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# And not a moment too soon !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# allow me to pea something for no reason other than to push that shit down the screen
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:20, archived)
# Tall repost thread!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Can I join in? i have a nice tall one from my noob week?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Hello Pachey!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 12 Dec 2008, 21:27, archived)