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# *laser gun sounds*
(Peter_G, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Dear Sir
I am writing to inform you that you are about to be shouted at by 1500 filesize nazi'
please reduce your filesize to approx or below 400kb
A top tip is to reduce the pixel size by 80%, this should reduce your filesize by approx 50% ish, also delete duplicate frames
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation
edit : also your image is hosted on imageshack and will probably disappear shortly due to rather crappy hosting
edit 2 : use the edit button to link this post by removing img src from the html and do not delete this post, simply rehost and upload and edit it into this post
edit 3 : STILL TOO BIG! (only by a little bit though :p)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:44, archived)
# USE THIS <img src="http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1229384955/screenshot2ch.gif">
too late MOD beat you
:D 74kb...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# is
is 413kB okay?
(Peter_G, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:49, archived)
# well it could be 74kb like above...
^
edit : you're welcome :)
Top tip for animations, remove as many duplicate frames as possible, resize pixel size by 80% usually drops filesize by quite alot, if that fails, scanlines can be good... but i've not found them THAT affective...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:50, archived)
# k
sorted, thanks.
(Peter_G, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:51, archived)
# oh yeah
welcome to b3ta, nice save! :D
now isn't this more helpful than shouting at people about filesizes? hint hint shouty filesize people :P
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:54, archived)
# ALL YOUR HELPFULNESS COST ME ABOUT 1.5mb IN BANDWIDTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:56, archived)
# aww diddums
press F5 not so often, infact turn off your pc and save all the nasty kb from getting in your pc
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Damn kilobytes, clogging up my interweb.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# you need new improved "INTERNET SHOVEL"
simply scoop the kb and yadda yadda yadda NEW IMPROVED INTERNET SHOVEL! fffffhh fffffhh fffffh scorcio! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# I'll buy your entire stock!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:08, archived)
# *posts internet shovel*
there are 96,000,000,000,000,000,560,000,000,000,002.032 internet shovels on the way, please be in between 3am and 11pm to expect delivery
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:15, archived)
# My plan is almost complete, soon I shall have the monopoly on kilobytes!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# *trips over cable*
oops
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# SHUT UP FILESIZE NOOB FLAME AAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:58, archived)
# you spelt n00b wrong
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:00, archived)
# NUBE!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# *passes you a towel*
put some clothes on! i didn't need to see that!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# You can get arrested for that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:03, archived)
# you seem to forget that people ENJOY shouting at other people when they break the rules
it gives them a feeling of power.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:01, archived)
# i like to meow at people
why does no one meow at each other? it's far more irritating than shouting anyway, i think
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# you are gary the snail
/aicmfmp
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
# his meow was always more of a "mao"
/braces for chairman mao jokes
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# CHAIRMAN LMAO
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Have A Meowy Catmas !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# meow.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:07, archived)
# those people are feek and weeble!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# NO SHUT UP!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:02, archived)
# INTERNET FIGHT!
*throws cake*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:04, archived)
#
bored with big writing now
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# *throws smaller cake*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# OH YOU DID NOT JUST TYPE IN CAPS AT ME!! MY PINKIES ARE STRONGER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:06, archived)
# It's all that practice holding down shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:10, archived)
# THAT'S RIGHT MUTHAFUKAS
SHIFT KEY FTMFW
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:12, archived)
# MEEEOOOWWW. YIFF! YIFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 2:38, archived)
# ARBEIT MACHT COMPRESSED
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:57, archived)
# pew!! pew!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 23:59, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:51, archived)
# We are happy to inform you that all rendition flights have been booked.
Until further notice, or another fascist takes the White House, you most likely will not be detained. But we'd sure like to.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I liek this bandwagon
...and WOO to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Neckless . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Burn!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:26, archived)
# do you mind if i borrow/modify this slightly?
edit : wow incredible detail!
WooYay to that hat! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:27, archived)
# not at all good sir,
thanks for asking :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jsysco is mostly a lurker, mostly, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:28, archived)
# yeah
like he didn't already download it before your reply..
(Peter_G, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# shhh i download all the good stuff and save it in my b3tafolder :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Just wanted to warm my tea up :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Hot stuff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)