b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9027285 (Thread)

# 'ning
Had to get this off my chest

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# *waits for animation*
Fact Hunt!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)
# How!
That was a Fact hunt

ningles fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# 'ningles matey!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# You have a Fat Cunt on your chest?
'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:03, archived)
# not any more
I've dislodged him with a doughnut on a stick
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# ^ This is true
Cat Funt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)
# True
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)
# I fucking love this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# hahahah! awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Never. Stops. Being. Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# Ha ha ace
Yet extremely disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# best thing ever!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# he is starting to get on my nerves a little nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# COAP
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:07, archived)
# He's a really funny comedian, actor and writer.
It's just the fact he's released a dvd every christmas without actually doing anything new!!!
And even the same stand-up routine twice,albeit in different venues.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# funny?
no- he shouts a lot, and he nicks jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:09, archived)
# His first stand up vid was.
But that's going back a few years.
His Tv stuff is funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# This is true
He IS talented, but he's done NOTHING of any worth since Pheonix Nights finished.

Max and Paddy, and X Factor are classic examples of giving someone who believe's their own hype free reign without having someone with the balls to say "Hang on, this isn't very funny"

That Peter kay Thing is still the best thing he's done, probably because he worked so hard at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Pop factor was hilarious!
Only spoilt by him playing the fat bird.
It may have been better if he stayed behind the canmeras.

Edit:Deffo That Peter Kay thing wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:11, archived)
# I thought it was too easy...
And did not warrant an hour and a half

Very well produced though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Waterman made it, though.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Pop factor was absolute shit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 10:50, archived)
# This. One trick pony.
...a very funny trick, but now getting a bit old.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Peter Kay is dead
Long live Jason Manford
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:20, archived)
# *cuddles*
Ningles all. I am a yawny bagcaptain this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# *cuddle*
I have a new jumper on.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:22, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
I love a good jumper. Please describe it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:23, archived)
# It's woolly, red body with grey/brown arms and shoulders.
It says "Camp David" on a small label at the front-bottom.

a) It's a shame I'm not called David
b) 'front bottom' pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Your jumpervulva is casting aspersions.
I hate it when they do that....

I am dressed like Office Pirate. Well, stripy longsleeved top on. Big fuzzy winter boots. Boring trousers. Blee. I'm too tired to be my usual fashionable self today :D

edit: having said all of that, there's a jade green lacy bra under all of that, but nobody can see it, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I like the sound of your fuzzy boots and lacy bra
Couldn't you have just worn those, with some kind of sari? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# you had me after "those"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# My tits would have fallen off due to the cold....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *puts on catchers' mit*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I like them ON ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# so do I
They suit you
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I think so too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)