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# Alphabet pasta explicitives....
Imagine the scene around the family dining table: Daddy, Mummy, Grandpa and adorable 7 year old son with his little gap toothed smile. We were eating Alphabet Pasta in a homemade tomato and onion sauce, the epitome of wholesome family living.

As adoring parents, we lovingly picked out the letters to spell Junior's name. 'Oh look I've an A' 'and I've an R' etc etc until we will put together A-L-E-X-A-N-D-E-R which we passed to aforementioned son who arranged them around his plate with a smile. He then announced 'I couldn't find an F, U or a K', only to greeted by a stunned silence. I didn't even want to know where he got that from. The silence was then broken by a little voice saying 'Well, how DO you spell FOX then?'


(tittch is a small woman. With strange ideas., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:03, archived)
# You could just condense that down to fail

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:04, archived)
# i wonder if fail mains is any better
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Speaking of Fail, you know how lots of people are trying to get Leonard Cohen or Jeff Buckley's version of Hallelujah to Number 1 in an attempt to screw X Factor and Simon Cowell??
well, he owns copyright to all versions, so they're just giving him even more money.
I'm starting to wonder if he started the Facebook clubs and Email spams :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Who?! tittch?
WOud you Adam and Eve it?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Simon is a cock...
he is.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# is this on the right road for totalcockup?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:40, archived)
# WURDZ
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# "Brian - there's a message in my Alphabits...
...it says, 'OOOOOOO'."

"Peter, those are Cheerios. "
(Guizmeaux, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# My last check of b3ta before finishing work and its a fail
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:05, archived)
# WTF????
did this happen?
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:06, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# now we just need that pencil image of the man who puts his glasses down
and puts his fingers on the bridge of his nose

wasn't that yours?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Yes!
Fail it woman!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# oh ive been waiting for this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# That's an excellent fail
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:07, archived)
# hence waiting so long!!!
cheers! i almost wet myself when i saw that thread!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# ISTR
It's a tornado-related fail. Like this one;

Photobucket
(Guizmeaux, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# whoops
hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# Or this one...
(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 20 Dec 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Lolz!!!
Talk about drunk pilots....

"I'll just park this here..."
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
# what a sitter
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# hahah, his face in the last frame
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I should really do one of his many dives.
\cheating twat blog
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:28, archived)
# *imagines you 'shopped something*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Go back to QOTW
(__, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:11, archived)
# hahahah
this is all win! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# ^THIS ALL THE FUCKING WAY
(Guizmeaux, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# hahah
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:12, archived)
# *Imagines*
top shop there sir... ah hang on something is wrong. ahh yeas thats it you really should consider putting a photoshopped image in your post. Thats the idea you see we like to manipulate pictures and show them to each other.
I like your joke but we have a section just for funny guys with great jokes and we call it /talk.
now join me if you will kind sir and look along the top of the page.

there! do you see it too?
yes thats right we have a link for talky people, simply super!

I know you will just love their witty banter as much as I have enjoyed your amazing joke.

we hope you have a lovely christmas and a happy new year *pats fucker on head*
thanks


edit : a year and a half you should know better to fuckwitted twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# FAQWIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# well upuntill i realised how long he had been here.
now i think i will go off and sit in a dark room
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# failtubbies say fuck off! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I've been waiting too
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# hahahaha
mega fail
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# you waited 18 months to post this?
fuckinell


TTTTT EEEE  X   X TTTTT    FFFFF   A   IIIII L
  T   E      X X    T      F      A A    I   L
  T   EEEE    X     T      FFF   A   A   I   L
  T   E      X X    T      F     AAAAA   I   L
  T   EEEE  X   X   T      F     A   A IIIII LLLLL

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# haha
not quite. just did think i should 'till i'd bedded in a bit.

*edit* woo text fail

de-ris news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_lapland_new_forest/html/1.stm
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I wasn't replying to you
that's not how this works

THREAD-FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# sorry
thread fail indeed. got my indents confused.

In retrospect I could be forgiven considering my title and your next post.
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)