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# A jewish man walks into a bar......



mitzvah !!!

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/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# BIGGER!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:50, archived)
# 30.53
I think your a klutz.
oy vey, I should be surrounded by morons


my other allways said, you should be surrounded by morons.

sure, sure, get a moron crowd to surround you.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# ummm....ok?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)
# ffs
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# WOT?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# Barmitzvah
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# WAT?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# BumRivita
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Marbitzvah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# RIS ALREADY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
# OY
RLY
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# But she's a girly
Shouldn't it be Bat Mitzvah?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:16, archived)
# BIGGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# RFS...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:51, archived)
# You've got red on you
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# where?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I wonder if you even bother pickle jars in the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# maybee it one leg
grown
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# Erm...
What did you 'shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# I think you've got the wrong end of the stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# BUGGER
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:52, archived)
# BONGLER
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:53, archived)
# heh..
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
#
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# By christs, does that actually exist?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# a cat on an inflatable chair...
nigga-please

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# yup
www.flickr.com/photos/graceybaby/109318858/
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
#
Cheddar cheese is a relatively hard, pale yellow to off-white, and sometimes sharp-tasting cheese originating in the English village of Cheddar, in Somerset. Cheddar cheese is the most popular cheese in the United Kingdom, accounting for 51% of the country's £1.9 billion annual cheese market.
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I can't stop watching this
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:58, archived)
# i prefer this, but it's not in context
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# I had chips for tea, but they didn't do this.
Thanks for rubbing it in.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# i really want chips now
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# I had fish too.
Battered fish.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# i'd have prefered a sausage
i'm off to get something to eat :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I have half a lamb tagine in the fridge,
but I'm saving it for tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# i'm eating co-op own brand frazzles
and drinking sloe gin
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# While frazzles are great,
they're not quite chips
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# I now want Stilton AND chips. I have neither.
Some fucking Christmas, I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# have some more biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:04, archived)
# If there were some kind of contra zoom whizzery animation about them, I'd be all over the fucking biscuits, don't you worry.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# bear with me
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# i also had chips
bacon, mushrooms, onions, the eggs and toms.
a proper sunday roast. i only generally eat once a day, of an evening, so i have to squeeze a breakfast in every now and then.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# cheesnotised!
yes my fragrant overlord...

*matures*
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# now there's a thing
is it kosher?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# John the Baptist died of natural causes.
Discuss-
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# name a field event
discus
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:00, archived)
# What is the best way to refer to an insult?
'Dis cuss.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:02, archived)
# want to send us a removable storage drive by post?
disk us!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# speech impediment? outrage?
disgus'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)
# Believe that a princess was killed by a voodoo priestess?
Di's curse
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:15, archived)
# stinking bishop ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# *starts reading *
*laughs cock off*
*loves fail responses*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:01, archived)
# What do for a dog cut.?
let me say, some peolpe can be rude!! I ask the Question for some one else, I have enough brains to know if nessecary he will go to a vet. it is sunday, there is no vet. if and emercegy happens you can call, they usually just give advice. I didn't mean to upset anyone. and as for spelling excuse me for making a mistake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# wtf???
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Yahoo answers

New low on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:13, archived)