b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9043995 (Thread)

# Hap'ny Cribsmast!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# That's a pea.
I know this as I'm looking at that on your calendar on the wall:P
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Top spottage!
Though there are some fun alterations. Hurrah!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Yes
It appears I have a wife I didn't know about. I shall called Vegas Wife.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I also applied rougue to Santa's arse
before I altered the picture. Why security would want to throw me out of the grotto for such a public service is beyond me.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# *claps wildly*
Electric toothbrushes are useless for any other purpose.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# i just tried gin for the very first time about 10 minutes ago
and im not about half way through a martini.

i can understand getting out of one's mellon on cheap gin...
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Told ya you couldn't be cultured
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# i used "one's" instead of ya.
fuck you i am cultured.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I disliked gin,
but then started *really* liking it about three months ago. Now I need a bottle just to get to sleep.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# hahahah
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# HAve you tried using a bed instead?
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I like gin
but I can't drink to much as it makes me mental.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I shall refrain from replying with an obvious and unfunny reply
due to your studly ways.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# I drank 90% Absinth on Saturday
that can ruin your life pretty much instantly
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Did you filter it through sugar?
Do you still have teeth?

These are answers I must know.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I was going to do the sugarcube/flamy thing
But I had no sugarcubes or flames
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# im not going to try german spirits in a hurry.
bought a mate some blue shit (some sort of schnapps) for his birthday, he didn't like it
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# G+T+lemon wedge+lime wedge+looooads of ice is the nicest summer afternoon drink in the world :)
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# arg
he mixed his gin and brandy
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:45, archived)
# You haven't seen my living room.
Santa smashing fuck out of it could feasibly come under the bracket of 'tidying'.

Good show, though.
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Ace.

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Hello!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hello!

(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Hello!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:04, archived)
# :D
Nicely done!
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Haha yay
go SANTA
(, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)