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# I've been emptying myself all day.

It's not pretty.
Cheer me up, or I'll mail you some anthrax.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# Have some babby elepoons.
www.zooborns.com/.a/6a010535647bf3970b010535f6d4c6970b-pi
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:30, archived)
# :D
-10 anthrax points.
Good work.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# AAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# They are too cute :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# SWITCH SIDES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Hello Matt 19 and indeterminate extras!
Sorry to hear that you are ill!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# It's horrible.
I'm feeling better than earlier. I've not felt this pathetic for a while.

All it took was up to 10 sips of water for my body to go UH OH, TIME TO THROW UP.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# This is why you should stop sourcing your drinking water from drains.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# I know the feeling.
I suffer from asthma, so I have to have a flu injection every year. But this year, I had my jab, and it appears that there was a new strain, so apart from just getting the usual couple of days of crappy, I ended up ejecting from both ends for about 5 days.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Oooh lovely..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# POOPS TO THE LEFT OF ME
PUKES TO THE RIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# AND HERE I AM STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF POO
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Good, now fill yourself up soon
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:31, archived)
# haha
a very efficient way if doing just that
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Don't worry. Be happy!
You're losing weight fast!
Many people would kill to have what you've got
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Being dangerously underweight already doesn't make it a good thing.
It felt like a day of dysentery.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:34, archived)
# so what did you drink, snort, or otherwise injest?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Do you have a sink positioned conveniently in front of a toilet?
That would help in this situation.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Train toilets are ace for this.
You can do poo in the toilet and do sick in the sink at the same time!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:33, archived)
# been there done that, smashed my head on the hand towel holder
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# I wish.
It's at an awkward sideways angle that hurts my ribs.
In Leeds, it's perfectly positioned. Obviously they cater for students to be violently ill.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# have you done that thing
where you're sat on the toilet shitting and feel your stomach cramping and begin to pray to god that you've mastered projectile vomiting because there's no way you're leaving a brown trail to the sink? if not, i recommend you keep it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:32, archived)
# Ok. Here then, this pea usually gets a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Hahahah is that Cthulhu?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:39, archived)
# GET REFILL
KTHXBYE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:37, archived)
# I've been trying to refill myself slowly.
It's not been pleasant, and it's taken several attempts to hold down a drink of water.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:41, archived)
#
down
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:44, archived)
# That's when the drinking problem started.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 23 Dec 2008, 0:45, archived)