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# Thought of this while in Woolies (RIP)...


Probably bin dun but have a cold and needed something to do.
(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Get's my Seal of approval
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Bwaaahahahahaaa!
Was obvious really but bravo good man.
(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:16, archived)
# o-O
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:17, archived)
# needs more 'wo' before 'man',
I believe
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Yes but I've given up explaining this fact
time after time.

Makes me really sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:20, archived)
# dry your eyes and have a jaffa cake
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:22, archived)
# \o/ Jaffa Cakes always cheer me up!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I had a 230g
bar of Cadbury's Dairy milk caramel earlier. I heartily recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Lovely
I did have a Cadbury's Bourneville Chocolate bar but I think James has scoffed it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:32, archived)
# *Boing*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Well
If you will call yourself something as gender-ambiguous as "maiden"... :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:23, archived)
# I know, I know
it confuses the boys - perhaps pinkmaidengirliegirlmymilkshakesbringalltheboystotheyard would be a better Username and a Mrs Badger Icon with a big pink bow in her hair.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# I would like a pink bow too please
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:35, archived)
# Well we must petition the b3ta mods to include colour icons
and to have badgers with bows.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:39, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# now really, what confuses me
is how someone would be confused

oh, unless they were being a poohead

oh

I get it, ok, cased closed, next, world peace.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Apologies....
...dear Maiden. I did not mean to offend you, only Seal.
(chalky_bumface Looks to me like it's Rape O'Clock!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# I'm not really upset
although I do have to explain quite often I'm not of the male species - The worse is Golden Fanjita he's made it his life work to upset me, as often as he can - I have him on ignore now as he has serious problems.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Hello miss

Couldn't help but notice your sig. By mediocrity, do you mean the mediocre kind?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:43, archived)
# No not you sweety, it was all in response to the LutherBlisset troll
who accused God Save the Queen of stealing his sig so we all stole his sig - I altered it slightly - but I'll replace the sig soonish.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:48, archived)
# Ah, seems I missed a lot then
I was off b3ta for three or four days :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Good use of a cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:21, archived)
# TOAP
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:25, archived)
# If you haven't got a cold,
kindly present your excuse. Sharpish.

(Doesn't really like the film, so is huffing)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:27, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Hahaha

Good evening all you rotters!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:38, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent excuse.
Might use it myself on Jan 2, cos I don't think I can be bothered to go in.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:41, archived)
# To be fair..
I probably can't bill for today :-/
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:44, archived)
# *jumps on the waggon*
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:50, archived)
# all aboard

(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Glad to hear it. Skint now.
But I walked past an elderly Chinese tramp today.
He leapt up and seized my upper arms. I wasn't going anywhere.
He pulled me close, and whispered: "Shit films are always shit."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 18:52, archived)
# *This wagon might be a bit heavy now...*
Scart

... but i'll jump on anyway
(Drug Crazed Pagan Fish Ritual is attempting to bring his b3ta post count up, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# there's life in the dead horse, yet
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Sat 27 Dec 2008, 19:23, archived)
# Room for one more?
(InspectorGordon and The Sensational Badness, Sun 28 Dec 2008, 0:24, archived)