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[challenge entry] It's always the same Christmas morning... You get a REALLY great present and everything else goes out the window...

Last one from me for this compo. It's been fun

From the A Star Wars Christmas challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
# hahahahaha!
go on, you know you've got a few more in you
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Haha, I probably have to be honest
but I shall restrain myself
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Awww go on.
Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on. Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 18:10, archived)
# another
*click*
impressive, most impressive
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:05, archived)
# I don't know who you are, or why you think you're funny,
but you've posted an awful lot of stuff during this compo, which you suggested. I think you are a spambot...

By which I mean WOO! To all your entries, as they're smashing and I've not been around to say so yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha, thank you :)
/ I am also a Nigerian Prince, and wish to give you 20 Million US Dollars. if you would be so good as to give me your sort code and account no....
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Why, certainly!
Wait!

20m USD? That's worth tuppence these days!*

*Exact financial figures have not been checked at time of making this joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:13, archived)
# "So this the model for the Death Star?"
"No this is the Death Star!"
"Right, it is supposed to be big, like the size of a moon, say"
"We made it exactly to the plans, sir"
"Lets see the plans then?" "Right, you see, this is in written in metric, ok"
"We know sir"
"So why is it so small"
"It says there in the corner 1/1000000th, so that is what we made it to. Me and the lads in the yard did have a laugh about it, we wonder how everyone was going to fit inside it"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:09, archived)
# "The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:11, archived)
# "I've put them in the post today, so should have them at least by next week some time, ok"
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Don't tell me - Nigel from Spinal Tap drew he plans
just like Stonehenge
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:24, archived)
# hahaha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:30, archived)
# is that you found it funny or a sarcastic laugh?
Sarcasm on t'internet is hard to see
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I found it funny
was I not supposed to? 'Cause I did you know...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 18:29, archived)
# good, just need to know
Start getting some of it written down
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 18:40, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Haha.
I bet Tarkin is the bossy one.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha
that's awesome :~)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:43, archived)
# genius as always sir
have a good new year :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 31 Dec 2008, 17:49, archived)