Off you go. And if they ask questions, tell 'em to fack orf.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:10,
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should guarantee a short holiday.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:11,
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I knew I should have brought my gun to work...
that notorious flippin' do-gooder Mrs. UnderCover was in at work at 7:30 this morning - so she's already at home sitting on the couch drinking delicious tea out of a mug...
I'm thinking about replacing her contraceptive pill with tic tacs so I can knock her up the duff then stay home as a house husband (she earns more than me and I cook better). She says she gets to stay home because of the whole having tits and making milk thing. Bloody sexism.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:14,
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that notorious flippin' do-gooder Mrs. UnderCover was in at work at 7:30 this morning - so she's already at home sitting on the couch drinking delicious tea out of a mug...
I'm thinking about replacing her contraceptive pill with tic tacs so I can knock her up the duff then stay home as a house husband (she earns more than me and I cook better). She says she gets to stay home because of the whole having tits and making milk thing. Bloody sexism.
... the kind which discriminates against me!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:22,
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She can do it on the bus home from work
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:21,
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GET IN!!
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:15,
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I go 30 in April - I'm trying to think of something awesome to do for a couple of weeks then.
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Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:16,
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