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[challenge entry] I think its now official.

I'm defo going to Hull for this.

From the The Funny Side of War challenge. See all 422 entries (closed)

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Hull's going to be pretty full in this compo
pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
# My sisters already there
I'll tell her to get the kettle on.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I once got meningitis in Hull
almost.

True story that is... more death defyingly impressive is that meningitis almost killed my brother in Hull... but you'll notice that anecdote barely includes me at all and so will be of no interest
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I once had a minor form of meningitis
called, I swear to God, meningism (meninjism)

Never been to Hull though... except on here
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# turns out I don't think I had it
but it did very bad things for my brother... poor lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Oh you've made me feel really mean now.
:(
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I've never seen a receptionist look so worried
*me turning up at my local GP (in Edinburgh)* "... I've just had a phone call from the hospital in Hull, they told me to report here because they think I might have meningitis..."

*her confused and panicked*
"quick - get in this cupboard and try not to breathe out..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Lets be honest...
You didnt need to tell us about your brother.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# aaah the biting hard on lip trying not to laugh
but laughing despite the horror..

good/terrible work, sir :D/:S

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Thats Madam to you Sir!
... :D

(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I will settle for Steve,
that is my final offer.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Wwhat;s about Trixibell Marmaduke?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# what about him?
is he HERE?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# How on earth did you know that????
And its Trixibell Marmaduke the Second ta v. much.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# what's a 'hard on lip'?
/is it lesbian?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# The start of a blow job?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# come in to my *orrifice
and I'll show you.

*horrofice
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Flippin heck
I think this compo is gonna make me do lots of :-(
With hints of :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I'd like to let you know
That I actually feel really awful for doing this one... (honest).
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Uh...
But then I figured, as I was going to Hull in a handbag for laughing at the special olympics little people throwing the discus, I'd enjoy the ride.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Thu 8 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# i bet he was good at playing the spoons
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I cant believe I just genuinely laughed at that picture
Room on the bus to Hull for me?
(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Straight to Hull
But holy fuck, I've just pissed up laughing.

You can has click.
(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)