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[challenge entry] I think its now official.

I'm defo going to Hull for this.

From the The Funny Side of War challenge. See all 423 entries (closed)

(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Hull's going to be pretty full in this compo
pfft!
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
# My sisters already there
I'll tell her to get the kettle on.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I once got meningitis in Hull
almost.

True story that is... more death defyingly impressive is that meningitis almost killed my brother in Hull... but you'll notice that anecdote barely includes me at all and so will be of no interest
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:47, archived)
# I once had a minor form of meningitis
called, I swear to God, meningism (meninjism)

Never been to Hull though... except on here
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# turns out I don't think I had it
but it did very bad things for my brother... poor lad.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Oh you've made me feel really mean now.
:(
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I've never seen a receptionist look so worried
*me turning up at my local GP (in Edinburgh)* "... I've just had a phone call from the hospital in Hull, they told me to report here because they think I might have meningitis..."

*her confused and panicked*
"quick - get in this cupboard and try not to breathe out..."
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Lets be honest...
You didnt need to tell us about your brother.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# aaah the biting hard on lip trying not to laugh
but laughing despite the horror..

good/terrible work, sir :D/:S

(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Thats Madam to you Sir!
... :D

(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# I will settle for Steve,
that is my final offer.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Wwhat;s about Trixibell Marmaduke?
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:48, archived)
# what about him?
is he HERE?
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# How on earth did you know that????
And its Trixibell Marmaduke the Second ta v. much.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:42, archived)
# what's a 'hard on lip'?
/is it lesbian?
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# The start of a blow job?
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# come in to my *orrifice
and I'll show you.

*horrofice
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# ^
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 4:40, archived)
# Flippin heck
I think this compo is gonna make me do lots of :-(
With hints of :-D
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:50, archived)
# I'd like to let you know
That I actually feel really awful for doing this one... (honest).
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Uh...
But then I figured, as I was going to Hull in a handbag for laughing at the special olympics little people throwing the discus, I'd enjoy the ride.
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# i bet he was good at playing the spoons
(, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I cant believe I just genuinely laughed at that picture
Room on the bus to Hull for me?
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 7:31, archived)
# Straight to Hull
But holy fuck, I've just pissed up laughing.

You can has click.
(, Fri 9 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)