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# STOP TRYING TO RUIN MUSHROOMS FOR ME!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Vegetarianism is bad, m'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Tofu is apparently very bad for blokes when eaten everyday
(must be true, as the newspapers said so)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
#
everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# ^ this
with added 'this'.

Tofu = Condensed Froth from the top of containers of Industrial Waste.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# yup, but it really is supposed to dramatically lower sperm count.
and with any luck, that will be my board_stats quotation of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# thats natural selection in action
right there.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Thou Shalt Not Pontifficate On What Does And Does Not Constitute A Meaningful Human Experience Just Because Someone Gave You A Microphone
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# The Clash? Just a band.
THOU SHALT ALWAYS KILL.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# 'shrooms!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha, I love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# ha ha ha Fuggin nora!
The stuff sweating fear dreams are made of!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# there's not mush room for puns in this thread,
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# cep
for this one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I am not going to "Morrel'ise about
bad puns
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# sorry, but my advice was simply and attempt to *mould* you into a better b3tan....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# These puns aren't just bad-
They're SHIT(ake).
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# you are all such fungis to be with.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ooh, nice DOF
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# DOF?
Uhh??
*edit: Ohhhh depth of field? I seeee.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Lovely ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)