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(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha
If you can get cream of mushroom soup, then can mushrooms be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Yes it can.
By squeezing its tentacles and stroking it's arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
# STOP TRYING TO RUIN MUSHROOMS FOR ME!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Vegetarianism is bad, m'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# Tofu is apparently very bad for blokes when eaten everyday
(must be true, as the newspapers said so)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
#
everyday
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# ^ this
with added 'this'.

Tofu = Condensed Froth from the top of containers of Industrial Waste.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# yup, but it really is supposed to dramatically lower sperm count.
and with any luck, that will be my board_stats quotation of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# thats natural selection in action
right there.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Thou Shalt Not Pontifficate On What Does And Does Not Constitute A Meaningful Human Experience Just Because Someone Gave You A Microphone
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# The Clash? Just a band.
THOU SHALT ALWAYS KILL.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# 'shrooms!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha, I love that :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# ha ha ha Fuggin nora!
The stuff sweating fear dreams are made of!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# there's not mush room for puns in this thread,
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:28, archived)
# cep
for this one
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I am not going to "Morrel'ise about
bad puns
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:34, archived)
# sorry, but my advice was simply and attempt to *mould* you into a better b3tan....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# These puns aren't just bad-
They're SHIT(ake).
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:36, archived)
# you are all such fungis to be with.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:39, archived)
# ooh, nice DOF
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:26, archived)
# DOF?
Uhh??
*edit: Ohhhh depth of field? I seeee.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:30, archived)
# ha ha ha
yes!
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Lovely ;)

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Mushroom porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:24, archived)
# How about milking chickens
Much more disturbing...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:22, archived)
#
disturbing sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Chickens with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Of course
you have never heard of toad stools?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Oh good lord
*orders new Spanging Pan*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# D:
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:25, archived)
# *shushes*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Isn't that just Weight Watchers?
woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)
# ha ha haaa
sadly true, so very true
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:27, archived)
# *skeptical face*
Looks like Japanese business men would love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 15:23, archived)