FOR SALE: Anne Franks drum kit, good condition hardly used. 1/2 shilling ono.
From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)
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From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)
( , Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
FLOOR TOM.
Be impressed, I know the name of the drum that I can carry.
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:49,
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Floor Tom is watching you drum?
*gets all confused with 'in' sayings*
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:52,
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It's the big round big one that isn't the middle one
which is the bass drum.
I also know a hi-hat sticky scaffoldy thing from a not-one-of-them (it's got a pedal on it).
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:53,
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I also know a hi-hat sticky scaffoldy thing from a not-one-of-them (it's got a pedal on it).
:(
That was more a riff on "Ceiling cat is....."
I know me drums, I do, my brother's a drummer.
Aren't the big ones called Crashes?
*hugs*
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:58,
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I know me drums, I do, my brother's a drummer.
Aren't the big ones called Crashes?
*hugs*
I think so.
I don't know. Drummers never speak to me anyway, except my own.
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:59,
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You wouldn't get much out of my brother.
He hardly even talks to his wife, 'new' people haven't got a hope.
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:02,
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Drummers who don't speak to bass players
are asking for trouble.
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:04,
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Mark,
if you're reading this: the reason I don't talk to you is not because you're a bassist; it's because you bore the socks off me.
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:08,
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You talk about us like a different species.
Bred on a reserve somewhere in Wales and then sold to bands...
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:06,
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I was only tickling
the undercarriage of Nibe's 'ear burny' gland.
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:07,
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*floors Tom*
needs more cowbell, etc.
I saw a pair of congitas the other day. I still think they should have been labelled congitae.
I nearly buyed them as I want to build a "percussion" kit*, but wasn't allowed.
*Yes yes yes I know, but I mean djembis and congas and bongos and such instead.
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:53,
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I saw a pair of congitas the other day. I still think they should have been labelled congitae.
I nearly buyed them as I want to build a "percussion" kit*, but wasn't allowed.
*Yes yes yes I know, but I mean djembis and congas and bongos and such instead.
Oh fuck yeah.
I went to see ADF the other day and Cyber did Dhol Rinse.
Ace. I broke my glasses and everything.
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:55,
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Ace. I broke my glasses and everything.
tonk tonk tonk tonk tonk tonk tonk
I might watch that again tonight. Like a baked potato.
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 16:08,
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boom. tish. boom boom. tish
boom tish badda badda badda badda boom tish boom boom tish etc
:)
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:50,
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:)
hahaha nicely
I didn't know Anne Frank was into pro wrestling!
Talking of completely fucking shit and useless things, I just found this on the back of my cough sweets wrapper:
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:54,
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Talking of completely fucking shit and useless things, I just found this on the back of my cough sweets wrapper:
"Alternatively, scan it at mongo resolution and read it on your 42" monitor"
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Tue 20 Jan 2009, 15:56,
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