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# So I'm a sick fuck.


I went to a baby shower with my mum and we got goody bags at the end. They had these creepy dolls in them, since the baby was gonna be a girl. I decided it would be funny to draw on mine and my mum's dolls, and hang them from my ceiling. So one is hanging by her neck, and the other by her wrist, over my door. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:35, archived)
# um...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# you are almost as emotionally detached
as microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# I don't understand.
I'm not actually hanging a kid, or wishing bad on the mum's newborn.
They're just creepy-as-fuck dolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# YOU'RE ON B3TA.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# No, positive pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# That is a brilliant idea :D
Though I'll never do it to Gimposaurus.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Hahahahah
good to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# It is :D
Not that he has enough wrists to bind ;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# in my culture, this means you have placed curse upon child
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
#
east london?
Gaza strip?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Gravesend?
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I watched a mother and child burn to death today.
Their house collapsed around them.

No-one tried to help.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# you sick fuck
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# The mashmallows were nice, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# That was an eyeball then and it was still an eyeball now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# No no those marshmallows I brought as soon as I heard.
The eyeball was alright but I preferred the marshmallows.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
# THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen
/4chan
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:03, archived)
# You should e-mail these to the mother-to-be.
That'd learn her.
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Hahahahahaah
Fuck. XD
She's my cousins' childhood friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Fuck
you have no idea of the ludicrous overreaction this would cause.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I think it's sweet to celebrate the miracle of life with
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Hahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# This worries me greatly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I sincerely hope that's Sharpie ink.
Also, I used to have a barbie with cut off hair and mismatched outfit hanging from a disco ball in my room. That was a little odd for guests.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Of course it is!
Hahahah, my cousins had a shaved My Size Barbie drawn on and hung in their room, naked.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Ace :)
Woah, that must've been totally weird! I always used to want one of those massive Barbies for some reason... though it's probably more fun to play torture games with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# They give me the fear.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Dolls in general scare me.
I can't sleep in a room if I know there's a human-shape toy in it.
I mean, small plastic barbies are fine but creepy frilyl porcelain dolls and stuff...ugh.
Worse than clowns.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Yeah it was well cool!
And since I totally admire my one cousin (she's like an older sister) I've always wanted to have one in my room. Like, so I could be as cool as her. After these dolls, I WILL get a life size Barbie. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# So they shaved your barbie,
drew on it,
then hung out in their room naked?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# With your barbie.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Naked.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Not my barbie.
I think they got it a garage sale. But they're art students, not pervs.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Ah I see.
So they hung out with it.
Naked.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# No, you fuck.
They hung the doll from their ceiling, but the doll had no clothes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Well of course the doll had no clothes on,
she were nekkid!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# What's that boy?
Little Jimmy has fallen down a well and you wish you were dead?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Ah, that takes me back
www.matazone.co.uk/animpages/skippy-the-goth-kangaroo.html
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Oh please!
Notice meeeeee! Look, I'm over here! Looklooklooklooklook!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# have you contemplated seeking help for this?
personal recommendation is white heather, cheap and tastes quite nice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:41, archived)
# We'll be doing some bile chanting later
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:43, archived)
# speaking of bile chanting...i removed all bar one of my (4 person) ignore list.
meanwhile I see that someone's has gotten so large that he can't screen cap it in one go anymore.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Oh really, who would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# im not telling.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Mine is completely clear
and has been for some time. I'd still use it I think if someone posted a bunch of nasty porn or gore, but only to clear the screen and only very temporarily. I started to feel that if I can't handle the small annoyance of seeing messages I don't like, perhaps I shouldn't really be on here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I think I'm going to ignore you all
so I can come here and bask in the quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:58, archived)
# this person maybe unignored sooner or later
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Is that some alcoholic drink?
:]
If it is, I'm sure we don't get it over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# type of scotch. as distinct from famous grouse (fondue pot fuel)
and Old Poultney (expensive)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Ooooh, hahahah.
I think we have whiskey in the cupboard, though. I hate whiskey. xp
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# To be honest
if you hadn't done anything like that with something so removed from genuine cute kittens, you would be lame

Needs more hammer and incineration, perhaps; perhaps a tad of radioactive sludge about the ears just prior to you decapitating them with a Katana
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Hmmm
hammer....
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
Hammer...hmm...
Fire...hmmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Hahaha
You guys must still have them dangling from some doorway! Hah
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:50, archived)
# mofaha's making a fire in the fireplace tonight.
Maybe I should throw one in to melt it a bit, and hang it back up...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Fuck, I'm imagining him squatting and pooing out flames now.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Why?
That's fucking retarded, and obviously not how to make a fire. He has fire BREATH. Duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:55, archived)
# OR FIRE FARTS.
My uncle farts dust.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Haha hold nothing back
WE DEMAND PICTURES!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Alright, when the fire's built up, I'll use the tongs to try it, and get some photo documentation. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 26 Jan 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Yeah I've vetoed this
in case the fucking thing explodes when heated. But we are going to burn one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Draw a scary face on it.
Or draw someone you don't like and watch their face melt.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 0:27, archived)