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# This is Schwartze
My first cat,

She died in 2005 but I animated her.

She went well with 'Siouxsie & the Banshees' 'Nightshift', see what you can do...


PS: You can tell she was a rescued cat by the ear slice... (Left ear
from her perspective)
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:33, archived)
# I expect your
vermin died of shame knowing you would use her carcass to one day break the fucking internets. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:38, archived)
# er?
meh
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:40, archived)
# I think he's saying the file is a little on the large side.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# it's a 500k
whopper of a file.

Optimise it!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I could not resist a little dig
at your impressive skill to take something so simple and void of data and make it huge.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Is your friend
lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# It's late at night
where I am & I'm pissed as a cunt so I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Oh well cunt off then you fucking twat
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:52, archived)
# Thanks.
I did not want to have to point out this rudeness.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Wot
You wanna take me on do ya??

Wanker! I've been here longer than you, you lame loser, come back in 5 years or so...

Twat.



(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# You've been here longer and still have no regard for the rules
Someone tries to be nice so you can fix it and you have a go at them.
You sir are a shit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# yet they've still contributed a fuckload more in those 2 short years
than you have in the past 6...who are you anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:03, archived)
# I am Dunks & I'm not ashamed
I lurk & occassionally post.

You have a problem with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:12, archived)
# seeing as we're playing b3ta top trumps ...been here for 6 years..never heard of you.


but from what I've seen,
you're a grade A. tit.

so no..I 'don't have a problem'
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# I'll take you on
Outside now, round the back by the bins.
(doogle i've got maddy, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:06, archived)
# being here a long time excuses you from being social and
observant of the sites guidelines?
I must remember this because I've been here about as long as you.
The only difference is I read the faq and only get involved with cunts when they are, actually cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:08, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
no, seriously - hahahahahahahaahah :D

I just lolled on my shirt and it was YOUR FAULT.

edit: still laughing :D You silly sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# At first I thaught you where an idiot
Now I know your a twat
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:55, archived)
# Well I really can't
be arsed with a flame war, you've been here a lot longer than me. So I shall go to bed now, shamed.

Pip! Pip!

(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Is 6 years, 0 months and 17 days your actual age?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Heh!
Meh
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:13, archived)
# what our angry internet drunk is trying to say is that..
you could easily half the size of the file if you optimised it

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/gif/schwartze01.gif
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# Yeah, but I can't be arsed
so Meh.

Call me an abstrad if you want. I couldn't care less. It's not gonna be an FP is it? Get over it & get a life FFS.

Pip! Pip!
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# are you biggles?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# hehe
you called your cat "nigger" in german.

Homage to dambusters?
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:39, archived)
# no,
just a Jewish friend who put the word into my lexicon. (It's Yiddish.)

Good one though, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:43, archived)
# i was really gutted
they cut nigger the dog from the dambusters movie.

It makes no sense without him :(

Damn PC morons - it's history ffs.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Is there a new release of the film?
My DVD that I bought last week has nigger the dog
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:57, archived)
# i think they cut him
when they show it on Telly.

must buy dvd :)
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# it's german for the colour
black. It's yank slang for your definition.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:45, archived)
# i stand corrected
*slinks to corner*
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:50, archived)
# No need because you were right.
It's how the jews ( Americans originally I believe ) referred to the blacks and it was meant in a derogatory manner. I just wanted to point out in my usual pedantic way that in the original German it just means 'black'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# *unslinks*
But i thought jews were black people?

At least the semetic ones... Not the Russian fakey ones.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:02, archived)
# nit a subject it is wise to draw me on.
Jews are just members of another religious cult and can be anyone, including you or I ( especially if you want to marry the rabbi's daughter ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Don't worry
i'm spectacularly indifferent to religion.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Sammy (also gone away) says Hi Schwartze


He never like financial news
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Sammy was one handsome kitteh
smart too.

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:46, archived)
# Cheers Hairy
He was one tough Luton cat!!

and we miss him
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:48, archived)
# She is probably cuddling up to to him now ..
& trying not to get shagged. She was very coy was was my Schwartzer...
(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# And big Sam
was an (almost)complete gentleman... He liked beauty and Les Dames!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:00, archived)
# He would probably be going BIG TIME
to Schwartze, & she would be seeing him off for being naughty.

& then if I know my Schwartzer, giving him a good time in the bushes out-of-site.

Naughty girl..

(She gave me 4 kittens, you know. & she looked so sweet. You never can tell...)

(I helped save b3ta! Dunks, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Lazer Eye Lou Lou says hi too
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:47, archived)
# your left or my left?
woo @ your cat
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 22:54, archived)
# it is a kitty
and therefore it is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:05, archived)
# Awww
hooray to rescuing cats. Good on you :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 23:23, archived)