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(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:07, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# you're standing on one
loony tits
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# loony tits
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I like calling stupid people Tits!
www.b3ta.com/board/9150665
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# I like using it as a patronising term of endearment
doll tits, sugar tits... stuff like that. My missus thinks it's hilarious. She's quite wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Or Jim Carrey's contribution to the genre,
"Cheese tits"

(Me, Myself and Irene)
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# You missed...
Squirrels with tits

* My wife thinks I'm sick when I say that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# your wife needs to get out more
and she should DEFINITELY not look at B3TA, ever.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# If squirrels with tits is a problem.
Tubgirl could be fatal.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Tubgirl? I have not seen that,links or not true!

* I am only joking you know - please do NOT post a link!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:41, archived)
# If you insist
1 guy, 1 bike
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Yes it was a terrifying film!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:08, archived)
# New, from international best seller New York Times number 1 horror writer Steven King comes:
A THREAD!!!!!!!!

Remember - as long as you have clothes on you could be attacked by A THREAD!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
# This needs some slash fiction action.
A Stephen King/porno mashup HAS to be better than the sex scenes he writes.

Also James Herbert.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# or "Threads" even
video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2023790698427111488
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# oh lordy..... :(
I have seen that twice and on both counts has left me with an unshakable gloom for about 2 days afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:18, archived)
# *Nods sagely*
I saw it for the first time on PBS when I was a nipper. God only knows what my stepmother was thinking letting me watch that, but it definitely changes your outlook for a while.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# 1000% fact
i live in sheff. watching the moor explode was horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Here's one!

* I found it - Wins!

* and then STOMPS again!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Yes I saw one with a koala in a bucket

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Whew
So it wasn't my imagination...

Shame, it was a cute dropbear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Here it is!
www.b3ta.com/board/9151036
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# It's up Dot Cotton's cunt.
:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:09, archived)
# She's probably not a member here....
...but if she was, she'd probably be going, "I'm 81 years of age and they're STILL talking about my fanny. Yay me!"
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Ahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Can't wait until I'm old.
I want to know if labia minora keep growing. Like earlobes.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Hello Mr mofaha.
Do you have a source for flickr girl handy please?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Please, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Oh dear lord.
"In that case I'll go for the quick gumming for a fiver."
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 18:50, archived)
# .
Dude, it was, like, just here ten minutes ago. I dunno. Maybe it's under the couch. Did you check the bathroom, the bathtub?
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# As I was driving to wo*k this morning
I stopped at a roundabout, and during the night someone had written large in the snow the solitary word...

LOLPIG

no idea why, but it too amused me, momentarily
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:11, archived)
# LOL
I saw "Pisspig" once. I was in hysterics for... well, for a minute or two.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Yes.
And I'll tell you where it is for 12p.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *sold*
to the man in the trilby
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# \o/
*awaits cheque*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Tried here?


{;-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Hairy Polo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:22, archived)
# I thought it was a Mexican's hat viewed from above
Just with extra bits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:36, archived)
# The hole of no return!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:25, archived)
# On reflection
it looks like a HUGE dump has been taken here.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Ahhh....

I accidentally clicked on the /talk!

I am going to have to go and wash my eyes out wit salt and a Brillo-pad now...

See you all later!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 17:40, archived)