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# its all gone very quiet...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7744607.stm
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:38, archived)
# I like to imagine
that Lugovoi has a secret volcano lair.

I think the world is a dull and lifeless place if he doesn't.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:41, archived)
# ahahaha
and he can remotely poison/kill people from there and get away with it over and over again.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# i have got drunk with my sister.. she soaked me in water.. ringing out mr sleeve ot aboput 100mls of water..
I don't even wanna try and workout how much red wine the carpet saw..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Table salt, I'm told, should help the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# my dad's newly washed thermal t shirt did quite a good job
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Put marmite on it
It won't clean the stain, but it'll be hilarious.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# fucking win!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# I agree with both these sentiments
although you, kebab, should be crying for vegemite.. you are letting your country down
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:52, archived)
# BULLSHIT!! i don't want to see the precious vegemite wasted!
putting marmite on a carpet is about all that whippet shit is good for!!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Marmite and vegemite are made of the same stuff.
They're basically the same thing. Marmite is just slightly more concentrated and therefore slightly stronger tasting.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# they are yes, but they taste extremely different.
marmite is sweet vegemite is salty.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:58, archived)
# Nothing sweet about marmite.
Unless you're talking about New Zealand marmite.

British and South African Marmite is the same as Vegemite.

From the wikipedia article on Vegemite;

"The texture is smooth and sticky, much like peanut butter. It is not as intensely flavoured as British Marmite and it is less sweet than the New Zealand version of Marmite."
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# I've had the stuff imported here.
i didn't realise there was a difference between aussie and british marmites.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 3:01, archived)
# Personally, I've never tried the New Zealand made marmite,
but wikipedia says it's sweet, and British marmite certainly isn't that. I've tried Vegemite once and it tasted pretty much the same as British marmite to me.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 3:02, archived)
# when i went to new zealand i noticed the marmite
was way sweeter, it contains sugar, unlike the uk version.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 6:34, archived)
# Oh God!
I hope nothing sexy happens. (/ac)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:44, archived)
# this makes deep cacklely lols
no.. although due to our parents we are both cousins and siblings.. this is not a gene that has been past on :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:49, archived)
# She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:46, archived)
# my sister would not stop at number 4
far too much of a decent business head on her shoulders.

I am tempted to change business for economics in an attempt to avoid innuendo.. but what the hey, hey?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# :D

that goes for your animation as well
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:51, archived)
# ahah cheers,
I always liked Borat, even when all the trendy cunts started liking it for all the wrong reasons. It still makes me lol though.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:53, archived)
# I realise I have hijacked your thread
I am sorry..it is very well done. :D

5 bottles of wine will do that to a fellow though. (is not claiming drunkenship of all of them...)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:56, archived)
# *accepts apology*
*opens wine*
*joins in*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# bastards it's like two in the afternoon here, im running out of homebrew
and i am depressed with the ever increasing nature of my beer gut.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:59, archived)
# why can't i get drunk with your sister? :(
bicarb or salt on the carpet if it is still damp.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:50, archived)
# you are in australia.
you did not arrive with an ammount of alcohol..

they're many reasons. least of which is the restraining order.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:54, archived)
# well, why doesn't your sister come here for a holiday?
I can get her drunk, high etc...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:57, archived)
# why?
she has taste :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 3:03, archived)
# all the more reason for her to come here and meet me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 3:05, archived)
# I'm sure she would bask in the shining light of your witty reparte
but would not let you get your dick wet.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# this is very sad.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Salt and seltzer (soda water).
Cover the wet stain in salt, pour the seltzer over it, let it sit for a while, then sponge it up.
Just so you know: this information is based on an incomplete recollection of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 3:00, archived)
# seriously...
freshly washed thermal tshirt did the job fantastically...

curbed was one of the options of what e was going to watch while we got shitted.. but we opted for arrested development... god I love that show.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 3:04, archived)
# Jade Goody?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Duh, duh, DUUUUUUH!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 3:14, archived)
# Yes it has gone quiet. In retaliation, someone should blow up Moscow .
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)