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# Well Sometimes I Go Out, By Myself, And I Look Across The Water...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:40, archived)
# *would*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I would've anyway
Val was HOT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# do you recall Jenny Hanley from Magpie?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:45, archived)
# oooh yeah!
Val first, then Jenny (with Susan Stranks massaging my prostate)
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# one step too far...
every time.

*chortles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:48, archived)
# you should have seen what I was going to write
Jack Hargreaves rimming me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# \o/
For the Second day in a row, Ladies and Gents, we have a winner!




Edit: Out Of Town (from Southern TV) - what a show.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# that's my 3rd award from you
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all those people who have made this possible:
*all the women who ever dumped me
*my parents for ruining my life
*Thatcher
*some bloke I did some scaffolding for who never paid me
*everyone in London
*51% of Americans
*anyone else who is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:55, archived)
# I may have to do you an award all of your own...
Such are your efforts in this field of endeavour....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I will do my best to earn that award
and live up to the high standards expected of me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:01, archived)
# how the fuck haven't I won one of these?
What have I gotta do, go up Copper Junction with Maddie's fetid corpse?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:17, archived)
# ah, all things come to those who
post unfeasibly gross things on the /board...


;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:27, archived)
#


RIS news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7869458.stm
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I love the original of this Poster.
What's that shop off Brick Lane that sells all the new-made 40's & 50's stuff?

Edit: Got it - Labour & Wait, top place.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:53, archived)
# There goes my idea for the day then!
Great minds and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Hope this doesn't become the next 'Bus slogan'
bandwagon.

*Secretly hopes he's started his first bandwagon* : D
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:05, archived)
# the original needs to be tattoed on the inside of the eyelids of every home secretary
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:00, archived)
#
www.minley.com/watchedit/magpie-team.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Have.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:42, archived)
# wanders back at the right moment
i feel a new obsession coming on.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:47, archived)
# Gallery Time?


ala Palin?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:49, archived)
# and why not
must be some mileage in blue peter presenters
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:51, archived)
# huzzah!! going to do some work and then I'll play
gaz me a link if you find a goldmine
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:54, archived)
# oh christ yes
Sarah Greene, Anthea Turner, er... Connie Huq?

Oh and Katie whats her name, she was fit
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I used to have a "thing" for Janet Ellis...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:02, archived)
# ah yes, that's the other one
Janet would definitely receive some
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Chocolates - you mean chocolates?
Or perhaps flowers or some other nice gift?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:10, archived)
# There's also the dead one
Caron Keating.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# oh christ yes
Caron was very nice
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:24, archived)
# oh, god yes.
me, too...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:12, archived)
# oh, I say!
and no sticky-backed plastic in sight...
or is there?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Good lord!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Alarmingly sexy.
I wanted to grow up to be just like her, or Selina Scott.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Feb 2009, 17:16, archived)
# so did I.
sadly a Y-chromosome prevented that ever happening.
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