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# I once
had an unfortunate accident involving a lady and some Ralgex...

and on that bombshell... NINGS ALL!

It's fucking Friday!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Is it?
*does a little dance, makes a little love, gets down tonight*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:44, archived)
# ooh do tell...........
i know someone who believed it was something to treat sunburn ...and sprayed it on liberally :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:45, archived)
# aaaaahhhhhhhh11111!!!111!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:47, archived)
# Hahaha EEP
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:51, archived)
# I wish :(
For me it'll be going home early, getting pished and listening to the News Quiz Friday, as usual
*keb/-\bs*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# We've got a karapke comp in my local tonight \o/
But I can't stay too late as I know I'm going to get very messed up at the bash tomorrow.

If I manage to get there.

The whole country is broken
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Have a good bash if you make it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:50, archived)
# fuck yes!! I have be come a term!!11!!!
To pull a k3b/-\b: to whinge.

*basks in new found fame*
*realises nothing has changed*
*crys*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I'm not sure that 'to whinge' is the precise definition he's thinking about
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# to whinge in a long winded and annoying manner about one's social life
and love life, or more particularly the lack thereof.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Getting warmer...
but needs more 'getting pissed in front of b3ta and then knocking a crafty one out before going to bed'.

*scarpers*

luv ya really k3b/-\b
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:10, archived)
# i haven't drunk b3ta'd for ages.
and typically i don't bash the bishop when plastered.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Yay!
* Dances round like a loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:46, archived)
# Ning Joe!
I am filled with an overwhelming sense of relief having just found out that Mrs. H has managed to avoid arranging house viewings during England's 6 Nations curtain raiser against Italy.

Thank God for that.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 8:53, archived)
# You've got a good one there!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:03, archived)
# She quite likes the rugby actually.
Big blokes in tight shorts.

She'll watch football internationals, but only really in anticipation of everyone taking their shirt of at the end.

But yes, on balance she's a good 'un :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# You may as well go to the viewings as England will no doubt lose ROFLMAYO
/obligatory half-hearted patriotism blog
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:05, archived)
# egg chaser
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:20, archived)
# It looks almost exactly
like KY Jelly in the dark, don't you find? It is indeed a novel sensation, though applying it liberally to lady parts does tend to kill the mood somewhat in my experience.
(Nefarious Moose went back into lurk mode at, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 9:08, archived)