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# I'll teach him to make me apologise


(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
# I was listening to this audio-only old fashioned thing last night, called a radio
And a woman phoned up to say Jeremy Clarkson should be, and I quote, "put away forever"

It scares me that I share a country with people like that.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
# unfortunately this country has mongs who are overcome with their own hubris
personally, I'd put them away forever

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# cheeky pea
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(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
# I think that Australia would rally to his defense
As they have had Top Gear for many years and then started their own version that is legendarily shite.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# I blame Russel Brand and Johnathan Ross
It's all Big Brothers fault for making people think they can influence TV using their telephone.

OH and asylum seekers

/Daily Mail blog
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
#
it's true...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# hahaha
well, at least there's hope for the mirror it seems :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# tabloid journalist in 'sense of irony' shocker
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I for one am shocked!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# pffft
What ever happened to freedom of speech. Thought it was pretty fundmental.

Although I dont really like Johnathan Ross and will happily pay my TV Licence fee (instead of begrudgingly) if they executed him at 9 on Friday night on bbc 1
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I bet there are Daily Mail journalists whose job description is "Auntiepathy"
They just watch BBC all day combing through programming for something to object to with profound vitriol. Just because one of the tweenies wanked into Basil Brush's eye while spewing racist sweet nothings in the middle of the afternoon on CBeebies, it doesn't mean we should cancel the license fee. Cuh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# it scares me that I share a country with Jeremy Clarkson
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Are you not in the JEREMY CLARKSON SHOULD BE PRIME MINISTER LOLS Facebook group then?
I think that's how democracy works nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Yeah!
How DARE he be allowed to make a joke about something.
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
# I couldn't give a monkeys what he thinks of the PM and whether its a joke or not
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 16:44, archived)
# That'll really fork him up
Like wot he did to the economy, society and reputation of Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
# to think, people used to only hate us
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# What a knob-end
If I didn't enjoy Top Gear so much I'd probably stop watching it from a sense of moral outrage.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
# Oh for forks sake!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:37, archived)
# if someone hit gorden brown hard enough on the back of his head, would his glass eye pop out?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
# nah, just a small embarrased lizard from the lizard planet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# This demands an experiment
someone hit him on the back of the head, or make him sneeze violently
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
#
The dangers of sticking Viagra up your arse, SFW
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Ha ha.
Actual coffee meets monitor and keyboard there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# my work here is done
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
# I'm much nicer on this board.
b3ta.com/talk/5910623
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I don't go there anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# yes
but before that day he had
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Are you saying you want to donkey punch the PM?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
# to be honest, how many right would want to harm him in many wonderful ways
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Something for the Newsletter's "star in next week's issue", perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
# sent :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
# I honestly don't think that comment would have been taken so seriously
if it were not for all that Ross/Brand stuff.
1. One eye. Check.
2. Scottish. Check.
3. Idiot. Matter of opinion. No, Check.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 7 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)