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# TITS
www.b3ta.com/links/TABLE_FAIL (not you)
Woo for clones of old man with whip
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I'm disapointed with the lack of norks.
Also, what the fuck did the idiot think would happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Dear Ladies of the internet
SHOW US YOUR BOOBS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# *shows*



but doesn't own a webcam
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# *falls off chair*
oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Now you see why I get back pain if not properly supported
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# *offers to walk behind*
my hands are nice and warm :) - can you imagine if you had someone to do that?
warm your hands i mean... hang on... no wait?
what was the question again?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# You'd need big hands
and you know what they say about men with big hands
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# big gloves?
i've got big hands size 9 1/2 (if that means anything to anyone?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Hands have sizes like shoes have sizes?!
*learns*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# yes they do
*sells you some gloves* :)
I'm bored
height 5'11" - 6' with my spikey hair
hat size 58 or 59cm depending on hat style
weight 13 stone
man i'm bored
44 chest
waist 35" (hence why my trousers keep falling down)
inner leg 29
shoe size 42.5 (or 8 1/2 in UK sizes)
unmentionables 37 feet turning cycle
I'm bored
WHERE IS MY CAKE?!?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH IT?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Blimey!
I can tell you my shoe size is 8... that's about it.

I left your cake down there for you. Hurry up, there won't be much left
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# i have wide feet too
i forgot about that... stupid non fitting shoes :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# that table didn't fail at all
LIES :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# *calls trading stardards*
Jello is dat trading standards, it is? WONDERFUL! *hangs up*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# what the fuck were you actually trying to do
and don't try and tell me that's not you
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# do i really look like a girl?
i'd break that table if i fell on it... heeeeavy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# was that a girl?
i'll go and have another look,
edit, you lied that was a chap with girls hair
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# no it wasn't
but i've long since cut my hair!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPtJQ3ByutY ha ha ha what a dumbass
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# the stupid sod
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# That ain't no girl
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# my exact words where "look like a girl"
no mention of actually being a girl, hence the lack of boobagages!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# the implication that the table jumper was a lady was quite explicit young man
i implied it was you, you replied that you didn't look like a girl ergo....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# WHERE IS MY CAKE!?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# dress up like a girl and i'll bake you one.
but now i'm off for my csi fix. see ya later
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# You're not missing much
Grissam being miserable and S&M
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# do you really need to dress up like a girl to bake me a cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Cake?
Any excuse to pimp my last creation

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I love you long time!
Raving rabbids cake!! Rarrrrrr *hits you with plunger*
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# BWAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# *DROOLS*
YAY CAKE!
*GLEE*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Awwww, the rednecks are playing with tables again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I can't help but imagine cotten eye joe playing in the background now
yeeee-haw! - where can i get a shot gun rack in the uk? I need one for my pickup (series 1 landy) yeee-haw!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Geee... that's got to hurt
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# recon that boy bust a gut
ahh i love redneck rampage.... "my head hurts, my feet stink and i don't love jesus"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# *flinches*
ahhhhh!!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# *starlings*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# *brackbirds*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# latest scores:
table united, 1 ... idiot nil

hahaha!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Todays score was brought to you by polished turd
and the number 2 :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)