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# : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:07, archived)
# Still wouldn't be able to rescue the end of the last film
Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:08, archived)
# that's true
:D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# I was reading a bit about the scrip that lucas rejected
It is apparently 1000 times better, but lucas got one on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# If Lucas can't get an Alien/Star Wars reference into his current project
then he doesn't want to know.

Trufax
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Lucas is a twat and real should just go away
And let other people do the work
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Don't worry
Pretty soon his neck will expand to critical mass and suffocate him
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# we can only hope
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# It was a bit far fetched.
Not like the others where he finds the Holy Grail and the Ark of the Covenant or magic stones etc. The first three films could totally happen.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# Exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# In fact
I'm pretty sure they are meant to be autobiographical about George Lucas.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Nah
I don't recall any mention of a goitre in any of the films
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# They use imagery.
The whole saga is a metaphor for his struggle with neck-bloat.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# There are going to be more endless sequels now !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:09, archived)
# Hey Dude
Hows tricks?
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Swell . . . hows about you ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# God I wish he would fuck off now
not you tits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:10, archived)
# TITS
www.b3ta.com/links/TABLE_FAIL (not you)
Woo for clones of old man with whip
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I'm disapointed with the lack of norks.
Also, what the fuck did the idiot think would happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Dear Ladies of the internet
SHOW US YOUR BOOBS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# *shows*



but doesn't own a webcam
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# *falls off chair*
oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Now you see why I get back pain if not properly supported
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# *offers to walk behind*
my hands are nice and warm :) - can you imagine if you had someone to do that?
warm your hands i mean... hang on... no wait?
what was the question again?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# You'd need big hands
and you know what they say about men with big hands
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# big gloves?
i've got big hands size 9 1/2 (if that means anything to anyone?)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Hands have sizes like shoes have sizes?!
*learns*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# yes they do
*sells you some gloves* :)
I'm bored
height 5'11" - 6' with my spikey hair
hat size 58 or 59cm depending on hat style
weight 13 stone
man i'm bored
44 chest
waist 35" (hence why my trousers keep falling down)
inner leg 29
shoe size 42.5 (or 8 1/2 in UK sizes)
unmentionables 37 feet turning cycle
I'm bored
WHERE IS MY CAKE?!?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH IT?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:37, archived)
# Blimey!
I can tell you my shoe size is 8... that's about it.

I left your cake down there for you. Hurry up, there won't be much left
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# i have wide feet too
i forgot about that... stupid non fitting shoes :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:43, archived)
# that table didn't fail at all
LIES :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:13, archived)
# *calls trading stardards*
Jello is dat trading standards, it is? WONDERFUL! *hangs up*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# what the fuck were you actually trying to do
and don't try and tell me that's not you
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# do i really look like a girl?
i'd break that table if i fell on it... heeeeavy! :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# was that a girl?
i'll go and have another look,
edit, you lied that was a chap with girls hair
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# no it wasn't
but i've long since cut my hair!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPtJQ3ByutY ha ha ha what a dumbass
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# the stupid sod
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# That ain't no girl
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# my exact words where "look like a girl"
no mention of actually being a girl, hence the lack of boobagages!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# the implication that the table jumper was a lady was quite explicit young man
i implied it was you, you replied that you didn't look like a girl ergo....
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# WHERE IS MY CAKE!?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# dress up like a girl and i'll bake you one.
but now i'm off for my csi fix. see ya later
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# You're not missing much
Grissam being miserable and S&M
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# do you really need to dress up like a girl to bake me a cake?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Cake?
Any excuse to pimp my last creation

(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# I love you long time!
Raving rabbids cake!! Rarrrrrr *hits you with plunger*
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:32, archived)
# BWAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:35, archived)
# *DROOLS*
YAY CAKE!
*GLEE*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:39, archived)
# Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:42, archived)
# Awwww, the rednecks are playing with tables again
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# I can't help but imagine cotten eye joe playing in the background now
yeeee-haw! - where can i get a shot gun rack in the uk? I need one for my pickup (series 1 landy) yeee-haw!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Geee... that's got to hurt
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# recon that boy bust a gut
ahh i love redneck rampage.... "my head hurts, my feet stink and i don't love jesus"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# *flinches*
ahhhhh!!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# *starlings*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:28, archived)
# *brackbirds*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# latest scores:
table united, 1 ... idiot nil

hahaha!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Todays score was brought to you by polished turd
and the number 2 :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:40, archived)
# Slightly more plausible than
the last one *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:11, archived)
# They're building a clone army of scoundrels
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:12, archived)
# at the risk of infuriating some nerds...
...i can't stand any of those movies.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:14, archived)
# speaking of nerds ...
i43.tinypic.com/2cpokyr.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# ahaha!
i haven't had my craigslist fix in a while.

*tabs over*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Bet he's fighting them off
wish a sharpened chopstick
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# HELLO LADIES! PLUTO WAS A PLANET
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# when i was his age, pluto hadn't been discovered.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# neither had uranus
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
#
www.instantrimshot.com
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# mine had
but i'd rather not talk about it here.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# that's inaccurate.
thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Hahaha
The sad thing is they'd be some asian girl out there that would think this guy is "vewwy sexiful". "make purchase for happy time"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I can never tell with some of these ads whether they're taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 22:49, archived)
# half of all of them are shit
as no one can pretend Temple of Doom is anything but unbridled pance
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:17, archived)
# i've only seen the second one
can't remember its name or what it was about but it had a pretty lady in it and some mexicans
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I like clones. Ning'
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:21, archived)
# for future ref :)
www.dafont.com/sf-fedora.font
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# nice!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:45, archived)
# More better !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Feb 2009, 21:48, archived)