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# You lie
Nothing came up in the search
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:26, archived)
# Turn safe search off and he's scarily correct.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:27, archived)
# One image
Aww.. I feel ripped off
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:28, archived)
# The other is from his site
I don't know why I can't see that.
I think he's just pretending he's popular and that google loves him.

WE'RE ONTO YOU, MOFAHA YOU FUCKING LIAR.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
# You're not thinking far enough ahead...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# I'm not a futurethinker, douche.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:36, archived)
# Google will find the image, right?
And then it should come up in an image search for ham-fisted brotards, right?
At which point the second result for ham-fisted brotards will be a picture of the results page for ham-fisted brotards.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# That will cause a Google vortex..
and we will all be sucked into oblivion
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)
# that costs meth.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:47, archived)
# scary
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# Look, up there, I made a picture which illustrates this exact situation.
^^^
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:41, archived)
# I SENSE IMPENDING DANGER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:43, archived)
# I figured that, it's just not there yet.
But still, one day, screenshot that.
Then screenshot it when that one appears.
And so on.

Create a page on your site called "The Brotard Loop"
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# the brotard loop can only be found in the uncanny valley.
it is a dangerous place. beware!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# ALSO: SPLEEN
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I'm having those organs ultrasounded in a couple weeks
I hope this is exactly what the doctor sees happening inside my body.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# NEEDS MORE BORTARD LOOP.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:07, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:17, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:58, archived)
# YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:57, archived)
# ACTUALLY HE IS
BUT HE'LL PROBABLY GET MADE REDUNDANT NEXT WEEK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:08, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9164787
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# [/:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:21, archived)
# who searches in safe mode?
what are you, a nun?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:31, archived)
# I never realised I had it on.
Brotards have set me free.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:32, archived)
# What's wrong with being a nun?
To be honest, I didn't even know safe mode was on considering yesterday I image searched 'donkey show', 'penis' and 'cockmonger' and still got decent results
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:34, archived)
# ok, so you got the iranian equivelent of the easter show,
you got a picture of someone selling roosters, and someone that wrote pen 15 on their hand.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# why were you googling penis anyway?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:38, archived)
# Because I almost forgot what one looked like?
haha butt seriously, was going to photoshop one
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:42, archived)
# get a magifying glass and come to this address
Broom cupboard
Tumbledown building F07
University of Sydney
NSW 2006

And I'll show you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:45, archived)
# I only fall for that once
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:46, archived)
# doublessly you'll be lost in my eyes.
the hazel ones
the jap one
and the brown one
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# Hazel is brown
So technically you have 3 brown eyes :D
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:50, archived)
# I had this conversation with a strange bloke and his girlfriend
he said I had nice eyes and was trying to work out the colour. :S

they're not really brown, but not really green either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:55, archived)
# i was releived when a forty odd year old woman told me I had nice eyes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:56, archived)
# I have been getting compliments on my haircut
 
MOSTLY FROM GAY MEN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# I get shouted at for my hair cut
MOSTLY BY DRUNK YOBS WHO THINK I'M JESUS
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# yeah that one never gets old, does it?
 
mostly when people yell at me from passing cars I can't even make out what they're saying
like barking dogs really
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:05, archived)
# GET A HAIRCUT HIPPY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:10, archived)
# Bah that comment is a lot less amusing now I realise you're a girltype.
It's funnier when you can't even view your own penis!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:48, archived)
# I wouldn't be laughing
if I was a guy and couldn't see my penis. Me would thinks it would of run aways *pout*
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:51, archived)
# hence the reason im on a diet.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:53, archived)
# And have a magnifying glass in your pants...
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:58, archived)
# A COCK DIET?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:59, archived)
# LOLOLOLOLOL U WISH!!!
NO A DIET WHERE I DON'T EAT VERY MUCH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:00, archived)
# VERY MUCH COCK?
 
THE NATIONAL HEALTH AND MEDICAL RESEARCH COUNCIL RECOMMENDS AT LEAST TWO PER DAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:02, archived)
# VERY MUCH OF ANYTHING.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# THE INTERNATIONAL COCK EATERS COUNCIL SAYS
"FIVE IS FINE, BUT NINE IS DIVINE"
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:09, archived)
# I got penises and donkeys!
(for my birthday last year...)

What were we talking about again? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:39, archived)
# dicks and asses?
that's one heck of a birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 4:03, archived)
# everything.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 3:40, archived)