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# 100th post!
presenting 5 facts about me you don't care about:
fact the first: I own a genuine russian hat.
fact the second: I'm anti-ipod.
fact the third: I have literally no religious beleifs.
fact the fourth: I'm currently reading dune messiah.
fact the fifth: this is my 100th post between main and talk, not counting off topic or qotw.
well, that's it until the next milestone. is it 250, 500 or 1000? I forget.
oh, and have a pea:

the peng, a rare species of baboon.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Try reading the FAQ to celebrate.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:51, archived)
# any particular part?
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# All of it.
Reposts in new threads push other peoples' work off the board, so they are a no-no.

Another thing to bear in mind is that if something took less time to make than post, then it's not worth a thread.

If you're desperate to peddle this information about yourself, why not wait until the gayshift when things are a bit slower.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# For the uninitiated:
Gayshift = approximately midnight until around 8am. It's a lot slower on the board and general complete nonsense or quick'n'dirty photoshops are more welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# it's also where the bad gays live.

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# are you kidding
the gay shift is the fastest thing alive. no one would have time to read all that information when there's Vimod and bananas to be posted
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Can someone explain Vimod to me.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# your a bit new to be a nazi
is this a case of the abused becoming an abuser?

He can do what the fuck he likes
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:21, archived)
# If everyone did what they wanted then the board would be rubbish.
Telling him the rules when prompted does not qualify as Nazism. That's moaning when someone posts slightly over limits or creates threads slightly too quickly.

I can also do "what the fuck I like" by your reasoning, so what are you doing complaing about my actions?
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:28, archived)
# Can
I be a nazi then? My mum will be so proud that I've achieved something.
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:49, archived)
# haha
well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I'm guessing your sig
is a left 4 dead reference?
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I LOVE SHOOTING ZOMBIES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I once glitched bill on single player.
no idea how, but he spent no mercy level 3 shouting "tank!" repeatedly. I think he was having flashbacks...
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# aaaaahh... with each pearoast, b3ta becomes more and more like "Dave"

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:53, archived)
# that image may become ironic.
this is why it, sadly, must never be used again. D':

edit: oops. fail undone.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# that image my become ironic.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# oh god
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# maybe its legs had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:59, archived)
# All the cut will be absorbed by it been a penguin

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:26, archived)
# true, but I'll never post it in a new thread, so I think I'm ok, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# tell me about your figurative religious beliefs

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Have I clicked on Facebook?
Venort: When you make a new thread, you push someone else's work off the bottom of the page. In some cases, that image may have taken them many hours to make, in others only minutes, but either way it makes people unhappy if their work is pushed off by a repost. Frankly, it's more than a little disrespectful, so try not to do that again please.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:54, archived)
# and when you post a four line reply you help push someone else off!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Push me off baby
harder harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# haha its like you have no idea what you're doing
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:55, archived)
# All together now...
F.A.I.L.

everybody sing
F...I.A.L...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *sings*
typo intentional?
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Yup!

* This post contains a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Bad form to start a new thread for a repost...
This thread died so yours could live
www.b3ta.com/board/9194432

Can we have a moments silence in respect to the fallen please...

[edit] and now it's back. Did someone delete a post?
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# the repost is there to make the post slightly less crap.
it's merely a side-effect of my 100th post.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# What you lost by being 'anti-iPod'? What kind of retarded stance is that?
you gained by having read Dune.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:58, archived)
# ipods have taken over the world.
it is my right as a consumer to use a sansa e250!
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:01, archived)
# You're going to be disappointed
by dune messiah.

It's a bit shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:07, archived)
# damn.
ah well, at least I've got my hands on hunter's planet to read after it.
(venort apparently exists, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:10, archived)
# yeah. i quite enjoyed the third one
but god emperor was a definite return to shitness. a bit like star trek films i suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:11, archived)
# you are not allowed to read Frank Herberts books.
you are however, allowed to read his son and Kevin J Andersons books because I do not care about them.
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 14:39, archived)