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# We're being educational now? Ok
I like to start with a blank piece of paper



You can buy them from all good paper shops. (Shops that retail paper, not shops made from actual paper, imagine the mess when it rains! HO HO HO HO! it's not funny HAHA soggy shop).

I use Photoshop Lite Extreme, or as it is better known 'pencils', because I'm poor. They are from poundland, a pack of them costs £1, no more, no less.



Also I have rubbers because I rub out a lot due to not having control of my pencil, sometimes I get excited and press on my pencil too hard! This causes the end of it to snap off resulting in my spurting my graphite load out all at once. In this circumstance I use a pencil sharpener. Sometimes, I use it on the pencil too.

Everyone has their style, I start by drawing traditional predictable discomeats 'bulbous eyes' because I am a traditional predictable discomeat.



Well, can you see the eyes in this image! You'll have to look really hard to find them!

Then I add random incomprehensible shit that makes no damn sense whatsoever.



Then, when I can't be fucked with the stupid picture anymore, I scan in the resulting masterpiece.



Then I up my load to b3ta!



And my job is done!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:51, archived)
# You are a traditional predictable discomeat.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Haven't got FP


will this do?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Ooooh
Is that an old-school 5p? How exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# erm, I'm not sure
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Either way
The excess of copper confuses me. They might be using it to try and read my mind. I'm out of here!



Or am I? I'm being elusive to confuse the gestapo
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Informative!
Although at the "eyes" stage I was thinking "Boobies?"

Can we have the definitive tutorial on CDCs next?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# well, I don't know
I feel that the one true way of the cdc involves a tablet and I don't got a tablet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# no viagra?
I get them emails offering it
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# no, just V1 agRa
which I'm not sure is the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Toucan Chunder had a good attempt
Below! Below!

(I dont know how to link to a single post :o o.0 0.o o:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Did one here
www.b3ta.com/board/9195696
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:58, archived)
# but but...
the pubes, man! the pubes!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# FFS YOU TRY TRACING PUBES!!
Idiot
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# I tried tracking pubes once
When i worked for the FBI back in '96, we had an entire array of pornographic surveillance techniques we used to keep track on potential misdemeanants.

It was a short career. They replaced me with a robot. I think it was one of Shada's.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:03, archived)
# i am truley sorry for your lots
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:04, archived)
# But ...but...
I drew lots 5 and 17! I heard they were good! Do you have information from the inside?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:06, archived)
# my pary are with the father
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# FFS YOU TRY DRAWING THEM FIRST!
human in stupid trousers
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I'm no good at drawing
that's why I have to trace stuff :-(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# A++++++++
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:53, archived)
# WOULD POST AGAIN!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Arrrgh! b3ta with image + tutorial is long b3ta!
I can't be doing all that explanation stuff - plus I have a website for the tutorials.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# don't worry, I just thought I'd remove the clouds of mystery from my posts
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I can see clearly now the rain has gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's going to be a bright, bright sunshiny day
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# I knew I should have worn my piss hat today
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# wear it every day
from orbit

just to be sure

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Yes you never know when those golden showers of mind piss
will start.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright (bright), bright,(bright)Sun shiny day
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:00, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Gone are the cheese makers ermm warble
(bright) sun funny hay! a mouse!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:01, archived)
# haha
i love you man
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Perhaps I can learn from this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Perhaps, one day
*looks out over the prairie*

one day you can

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:58, archived)
# ahh WORDS
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:57, archived)
# yes, vigorous throbbing words
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 18:59, archived)
# lovely tutorial you have there
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# why thank you
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
thankyou, also can i download pencils from somewhere as going outside scares me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# yeah
don't got outside!

that's where they get you!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# "Sometimes, I use it on the pencil too."
Made me laugh heartily. Excellent tutorial!
(Cruising Capacity, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Yay for analog photoshop
i wish we had a board for the non-digital arts and crafts.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 20:54, archived)