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# Ceiling Dion is watching you.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:46, archived)
# ...having a sly naughty off the wrist?
That's why she's smiling so insanely.

EDIT: Wouldn't her neck be going through the plasterboard?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# You underestimate the length of her chin
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Indeed
totally misunderestimated
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:53, archived)
# Do not want!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# haha
she comes from the planet where they made the clones in Star Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:47, archived)
# Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# ha ha ...I hadn't seen that un before
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Hahaha
but ceiling cat can consume the evidence...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Schrodingers ceiling cat may or may not be watching you masturbate...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:48, archived)
# uurgghh
quick TJ; NOOOOO!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:50, archived)
# That is quite interesting, and also disturbing

were all my CDCs just imaginary?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
#
disturbing bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# that too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:09, archived)
# of course she does
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I love her with all my toe cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Jennifer Aniston?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:08, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:52, archived)
# Hello Mrs T.
Not seen you on for ages. How's Trellis TNG?
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:01, archived)
# Well,she can get down here and give me a nosh then!!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:57, archived)
# No really. That's just sick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Well, if you're sat there tonking away,
and a female watches you,you may as well ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Unless it's your mum, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:03, archived)
# Obviously lines would be drawn.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# across her face in spluff?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:18, archived)
# While that would appear to be the correct response, the formula is not actually applicable in all situations.
This being one of them.

It's referred to as the Inverse Masturbatory Rhythm, and as such has been nick-named "The False Friend".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:07, archived)
# SRSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)
# she doesn't have to watch she can come and join in
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Feb 2009, 10:59, archived)
# ...
She drove all night! :P
(Fly Projector, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:04, archived)
# EEP

*wanks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 11:05, archived)