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# Get out your seamscissors!




(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:51, archived)
# 20 miles inland
have fun!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# is it heavy water?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:53, archived)
# no, hydrogen is very light, but there are two of them
hydrogen is very light but there are two of themand oxygen is a bit heavier but still not very heavy . . . a girl could lift a oxygen . . .


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# they should wear gloves though
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Just the one?
What about She-Ra, how many could she lift?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# dunno . . . four?


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Interesting...
Would you say that haemoglobin is made of mainly women or She-Ras?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# mainly chips


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Poker or Potato?
And are these big old British Chip shop chips or "American" potato chips?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:03, archived)
# man, you have an enquiring mind
you have an enquiring mindmainly the chips that you get in Bognor Regis in 1954


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Shoulder chips?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# 2 parts Iron Man
4 parts Spiderman.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Uh oh, time for a cheeemiiiiistrrrrry leeeesssssssooon.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Depends how tasty it is...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# it's hydrogen and oxygen flavour


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# If it was strawberry flavour I'd ask it to be delivered into my belly. Water flavour sounds somewhat less yummy.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# *Tup-tup-tup ...*
"It's water!"

*Tup-tup-tup*

"It's SALT water!"

*Tup-tup-tup*

"There's lots of it!"

*Tup-tup-tup*

"WE'RE RICH!"

/Goons
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Do the authorities know about this?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Hahahaha ace!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Hahaha
He's spilling it!!

:D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:55, archived)
# yes . . . HE'S A FECKING TURTLE!!
C]:0D


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Hee hee
That's very silly.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# The conversation that inspired it was silly, too
too

(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Ahaha
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:56, archived)
# anything goes!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# YES!




(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Yes!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# haha
you've spilled some
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:57, archived)
# hmmm:
Question: would we have enough concrete to turn all the water on earth into solid concrete?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:58, archived)
# all the gold in the world
would fit under the base of the Eiffel Tower
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# yeah, but how deep?
but how deep?There's technically infinity under the Eiffel tower!


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:00, archived)
# 'under' is a term that ceases to have meaning at astronomical scale
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:04, archived)
# so if you took a dictionary into space
parts of it would go blank?

COOL!


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Simple!
Just turn the world inside-out

NEXT!


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:01, archived)
# haha!
I'm still waiting for a leatherback turtle to get back to me with a quote for that driveway resurfacing.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 12:59, archived)
# He never got back to us either!
That tortoise a lesson . . . it's turtley unacceptable!


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:02, archived)
# I'm not shelling out any more than
I absolutely have to...
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:06, archived)
# I can't stand the way t'er rippin' you off


(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Haha
great!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# awesome! :D hahahha
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)