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[challenge entry] Great British Wildlife #1



The chutney ferret. Click for bigger.

From the Euphemisms challenge. See all 381 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:17, archived)
# that
sould be a euphamism!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:18, archived)
# That is a euphamism!
Indeed it is. Is there "special" rules for posting to compos?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:19, archived)
# yes
you want to edit your post and change the drop down list to the appropriate compo entry
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)
# Thank you all for the advice.
It's a compo entry now. Ta muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)
# yes
edit your post and in the drop down box select the "a new euphamism"

edit yay! welldone chap!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)
# You need to choose
This is: "a new euphamism" from the list just above the post this message button.

If you preview your message before posting, you have to remember to choose it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:21, archived)
# Yup
Gets me every time, that one.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)
# .
what they said^
(I helped save b3ta! Koogas, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:24, archived)
# ooooh
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:19, archived)
# Beat you by a hair's bredth.
Good hummus non the less, so Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)
# I posted that...
...months ago!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:23, archived)
# did you know that an anagram of bollocks
is


bollocks
?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)
# yeah!
we don't believe you
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)
# kin hell
just spotted that I'm 50 away from 3000

better think of something quick...

How's everyone been this week, I've only managed the odd sortie onto the board. Any fights, witch-hunts, scandals etc???
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)
# you missed a fight
yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:41, archived)
# gods yes.
this week has been 'tosser' week with several less-than-30-day-old clueless n00bs upsetting people. For a perfect example do a not-so-secret search for 'ducklips' to see what I mean. Ackshirley that might not work; spazz back to wednesday night instead.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Did you know that an anagram of Newark
(a town in Nottinghamshire)


...is wanker?
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:31, archived)
# s'funny 'cos I fly out of Newark this afternoon
s'pose that makes me a wa...ah

/hat
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:33, archived)
# dum di dum
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)
# pickle
it says pickle.
(RowdsterDelux, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:20, archived)
# That's because it's British.
You must expect regional variations in the prey of the chutney ferret. Food chains and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:22, archived)
# Errrr
There is a difference. We have chutney and pickle. Don't ask me to explain the difference.
(Clownkiller, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:27, archived)
# explain the
difference
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Is that like...
...the whole snails and oysters thang?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:30, archived)
# No
because there's obviously no difference between snails and oysters, whereas there is between chutney and pickle.
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:32, archived)
# The difference is:
Pickle is British
Chutney is Indian
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Explain lime pickle
in indian restaurants then.....go on.....go on.....*prod*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:44, archived)
# too obscure ...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:35, archived)
# ho ho
time for a repost



(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:28, archived)