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# My pancakes went wrong :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:15, archived)
# How?!
Pancakes are easier to make than Chef Boyardee's microeave pasta.

God i hate chef boyardee.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:16, archived)
# I just bodged them
Chucked egg, random amount of flour, random amount of milk, mixed in a pan, didnt really work
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:18, archived)
# IT'S ALL IN THE PROPORTIONS, MAN
 
my batter is more like pikelets than pancakes.. also I vary ratios of different kinds of flour or sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Yeah the kitchen was closer then the internet was and I couldnt be bothered looking them up
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# Surely you could have guess the mixture easily enough?
That's what i do and they always come out well.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Well they were soggy in the middle and had strength in the middle
I still ate the bastards tho :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# So you had like a sloppy floury mush?
Covered in sugar i presume.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:30, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# Quarter cup sugar beaten into your egg, sift in one cup flour, teaspoon baking powder, quarter teaspoon salt, stir in quarter cup milk, beat to fuck.
 
Fry the shit out of tablespoonfuls in butter and there's your fucking pikelets.
Or pancakes, if you make that shit a bit runnier.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I have no eggs left now, its too late!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# improvise
what else have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Not alot, Im very poor now :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I'll post you one of mine then
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# A cap full of veggie oil does the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:31, archived)
# I totally don't believe these fuckers
vegetarian.about.com/od/breakfastrecipe1/r/veganpancakes.htm

even as a vegetarian I harbour a deep mistrust of vegans
GIVE ME ANIMAL FAT AND CHICKEN OVULATIONS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# OH I LOVE CHICKEN OVULATIONS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:34, archived)
# MMMM OVULATIONS
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:38, archived)
# i beat the egg into the flour...
oops
supposed to add milk then beat the egg...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# I did all 3 at once
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# whisk hard and leave to stand for 15 minutes in a cold place
you could have got away with it :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I can sympathise
I was asked to make wholemeal pancakes...oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:22, archived)
# erm....... thats just wrong
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# yes, andd it was
apparently my fault. How does that work?


the mix smelt like regurgitated digestive buiscuit
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:26, archived)
# Giving me cravings now!
I haven't had a digestive in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:33, archived)
# Blimey
I thought pancakes were failproof
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Nope, nothing is failproof
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# you have to sieve the flour
and the first one always sticks
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# I didnt sieve`
the first one looked like scrambled eggs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:25, archived)
# Do you know how to make yorkshire
puddings?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Its just batter aswell,
If I was bothered to look up the recipe for good batter I would have been fine, but it was mainly just my laziness
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:29, archived)
# I didn't sieve and they worked a treat.
I go for the 'roughly the same amount of flour egg and milk' method and stir like a bastard
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 21:46, archived)