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# Turkish Plane Crash @ Amsterdam
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:13, archived)
# lolwut?
A guy on a sofa?

This is not teh Quo (or Henry)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# benchnegro is not a meme
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# benchnegro?
This kind of racism has no place on b3ta, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# It is on a dutch website

but on here, it certainly is not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:52, archived)
# :D
I think as soon as a meme has to be explained...It's died (or wasn't a meme in the first place)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# *makes notes*
Do go on...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# To learn more you can get my new book
"Tha Magic of Chutney's approach to modern cutlure and collective transmission & memetics" only £105.95 from all good book shops
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:29, archived)
# *orders via Amazon Prime*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# *Dispatches via Optimus Prime*
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Is that cheaper?
*investigates*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# That's about $230 AUD. Good value indeed!
*orders eleventy
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Is Svenno dead?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# he's not fat
That's decomposition gas build up
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# O noes, the internet says 'no'.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# This reminds me of "Tourist Guy"
images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&sa=3&q=tourist+guy&btnG=Search+images
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# A Dutch meme?
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)
# wat raar eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Heel raar, maar waar ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# BANKNEGER

top tip: don't confuse retecool with b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Mind If I drop This here Then?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:27, archived)
# This is not a Turkish Delight
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# Turkish de-flight?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# He's reading about it in the morning paper
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:24, archived)
# No Quo.... fake!
Though the two firemen on the left hand side appear to be enjoying each other's company
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:15, archived)
# :D It's never too "firey" for bum love
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Oh I don't know...
My local takeaway's vindaloo can play havoc with your bum fun
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Two firemen are buttfucking in a smoke filled room.
Fire Chief: "Just what in the hell is going on here?!"
Fireman: "He was suffering from smoke inhalation, sir!"
Fire Chief: "Then shouldn't you be giving him mouth-to-mouth?
Fireman: "How do you think this shit got started, sir?"

(re-lurks)

(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# *gives Manic the 'Paddington Hard Stare' *
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# ha ha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Haha - Oh gee...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# thish is amshterdam, we do thingsh differently...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# thish is my partner, and I'm happy to shay, my lover..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# shmoke and a pancake?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:22, archived)
# \o/ for casual racism / national stereotyping
always a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Thats from a sketch show isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:23, archived)
# A Fast one, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# i would imagine so
my last original idea was in 1997
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:25, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:31, archived)
# Yeah... the Steve McClaren Fun Time Hour
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:30, archived)
# *sells concept to BBC3*
*prophet of dooms*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:33, archived)
# You sound like Sean Connery
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Damn got in while a was tampering with the image:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:21, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:16, archived)
# Has anyone notice that the Quo are there but in disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# disguise in datguy. fo' sho'
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I'm seeing it as bending the other way a la Quo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Has a whale crashed into the Thames?

Belated 'ning b3ta. I've been preparing an online rant. Keep your eye on /links just as soon as no.10 approve my petition!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 11:26, archived)