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# Well no-one died in the plane crash.
Edit: I sit corrected
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Apart from the 9 people that died in the plane crash
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:08, archived)
# Yeah but they were probably only the nasty ones.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Maybe they were the turkeys
The BBC headline "Turkey plane crashes in Holland"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Bloody GM turkeys
coming to our country and flying our planes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# I've had enough of these mutha-fuckin' turkeys on this mutha-fuckin' plane!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Hahaha
At least the delivery will be cheap come Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# needs more nick
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# LOL
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# I thought no-one o_O
I must have read an earlier one where they said 25 were hurt, but no-one died.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# Given the state of the plane
Lucky it's ONLY 9. So far anyway...
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Not a bad landing though.
It wasn't vertical.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# There is that
I've seen worse crash sites
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# 25 are faking it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# stop.
now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# If they use it to pull a sicky from work
after three days they have to provide a black box.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I'm so glad Earls Court is a long way from the much nicer part of London
where I live.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# Ah an Elephant and Castle boy are ya?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
# South of the River.....?
oh, please.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
# god, for some reason I'm now thinking of a plane full of folks in wheelchairs going "mlnlgmglnglmlgnlgmglngmlg"
constantly

on take off, midflight, descent, and then crashing into the ground

and they are being taken off into ambulances going "MLNGLMGLNMGLNG"

oh god.. these thoughts

B3TA what have you done to me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:09, archived)
# Drink more.
It helps. Helps the ... pain ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:12, archived)
# Buggered your brain with a cucumber
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:10, archived)
# it's the way everyone wants to go
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# I'd prefer an aubergine
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# So the rumours were true.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Sssssssssh ;)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:19, archived)
# MUST. NOT. SMILE.
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# inflight the air, the one air hostess is trying to serve them ice cream all at once
and they all want ice cream

and they see the ice cream

and she can't serve them fast enough

and some of them keep dropping the ice cream

AAAARG
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Maybe they were all flaking it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:14, archived)
# hahaha
there'd be shreds of chocolate flying everywhere and they just whip themselves into a frenzy

all completely belted to the wheelchairs constantly shaking "MLNLGMLGNGLM ICE CREAM"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:15, archived)
# At least one would have a cone up their nose
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Ah
Concord.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *now has mental image of concorde with a kid hanging off by the nose*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# But you always have had that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
# STAY OUT OF MY BRAIN!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
# its called 'empathy'
I think
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)
# Oh my god
*tries desperately to keep a straight face*

*no chance*

MLNGLMGLNMGLNG
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:16, archived)
# and they all try and visit the cockpit at once
"MLNGLGN" and start licking the controls

oh fuck, I have to stop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:17, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
# really!
Dutch Journalist, Robert Portier, reported live from the site of the crash:

"The plane is in three pieces, the engines have flown off and lay scattered on the ground. There have been reports of deaths and I can see four white linen cloths on the ground."
(Steelrat The thief of bad gags., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Well I clearly didn't read the article well enough.
Apologies.

Edit: Perhaps I should change my above statement to "We don't care about things in other countries as much."
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 15:13, archived)