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# I love this
I'm so grown up
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# In fairness, you don't really NEED an ambulance if he's dead either.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *blinks*
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# They just leave the dead bodies lying on the streets round your way, do they?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
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Ashally, if the ambulance turn up and after resuss attempts the patient is declared dead they'll leave the body at the home, make it look presentable and then the undertakers will come to take them away (unless the death is suss)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *nods*
my mate used to do it in the family business.

I want to do funeral makeup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I really want to have a go at front of house undertaking
I reckon I've had enough dealings with them to make a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I would too
but I can be quite... cheery... not sure if that'd suit. I'm best kept downstairs with the er.... clients.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Good day to you sir!
And how are you today? Nice weather we're having! Oh, your five year old son is dead? Sons are great aren't they? Lovely little lads. Cancer? Oh, I'm a Cancer, my horoscope said I'm in for a stroke of luck today, and my lucky number is 5. Ooooh, do you want to look at some coffins? Aren't coffins brilliant?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# :D lovely stuff.
so close to how I'd be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I want to be a funeral clown.
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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# That reminds me of one of the baddies
from Kickle Cubicle :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# What Joliet said.
:D SHUT UP, PAUL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# pipe down, young 'un
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)