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# my first EVER posting of my own work


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this shows all my infraweb puter skills at their finest - i am available for tutorials!!!

i don't even hate her that much - this just seems to represent what a lot of people think.... not including myself....

*edit* why can't fucknuggets read the above and understand it?? sigh....
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer pressure!
If she jumped off a cliff would you laugh do so too?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:33, archived)
# erm....
i don't THINK i've given myself cervical cancer - should i have a smear to check???
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Nought like a good smear campaign.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# ....
I think they mare reffering to the fact you have so little imagination, you have to just jump on other peoples wheeled opinions...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# ah
i can see this is all envy of my awesome puter skills....
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# ....
Yeah...it must be that
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# That and a parsnip cut longditudally
makes two lovely doorstops!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# I shall use parsnips for this purpose from now on
Organic door stops ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# It also works with small children
if you cut them diagonally.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# We have much to learn from you.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
She isn't a bad person, and cancer is never funny.
She's not even racist, she's just thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I agree
But a Horse walks into a bar
and the bar man says

why the long face?

Horse says







cancer
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# Why would you hate her at all?
She's not a bad person. She's just an ill-educated fucking idiot. Big difference.
There are also plenty of people on b3ta who are not bad people.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
# I will have you know I am a bad person.
And an ill-educated fucking idiot to boot!

bnp.org.uk/L-O-L
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# haha, you would not know bad
if I hit you in the fucking face!

southern pussies, getting all full of themselves ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
#



you racist
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Mindpiss of the highest order.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Yeah.
Uncanny. Bastard ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Well I personally don't
revel in a young person dying from such a horrendous disease. And I think anyone with any scruples wouldn't either.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# LOL!
Yay for weird birdies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# indeed
I was praying from her to disappear from public interest.. but not like this
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# So!
It was you all along, we all know the dangers of prayer



*sniffles*
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Two young kids as well.
It's a bit weird. Everyone is feeling sorry now that they got their wish.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# I myself never wished she would die young
and painfully.

However, I did wish that she wouldn't be given so much airtime. But that is a problem with our culture of celebrity more than a personal issue.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# I blame the romans!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Yeah, bloody Romans!
What have they ever done for us?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Well there's the Times font.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Well yeah, there's the times font.
But apart from that?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)
# I can't believe it's not butter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Nah,
Oprah invented that.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Stick to /talk, matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# OK, You're a cunt
I don't hate you that much...this just seems to represent what a lot of people think
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I want more reflected loaf!!!
Get on it chutters! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)
# ^ this with bells on.
And ironic bbq, where have they been?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# The only ones I look at are chutters and nobbynobodys
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# ironicbbq.com/o.uk
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Yeah I know... work / life /chutney balance is not good at the mo
I will get in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# :D
Good stuff!

I do love your doodlings :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# ha ha Cheers
There is a flipping BOOK in the works for mid 2009 as well!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Oh my!
Brilliant! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# *preorders*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Will it just be a normal book,
or will it be a flip book? A flip book of your things would be awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# o rly?
i'm looking at trying to get POF printed once i've got a few more drawn, how do you go about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)
# You draw?!
Why did you never tell us this?!

Well I always support b3tards endeavours. I have both of HT's book, Wheelybirds calendar and JJ's SA stuff in the bin here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Cancer is not funny
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:36, archived)
# but paedohilia
and children being snatched/killed by parents are??

hmmm, that's gooooood hypocrisy!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Well I see it like cancer
hits more people closer to home.

Pretty much everyone knows someone whos been affected by cancer and its not a laughing matter
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# besides
who actually said fondling kids was wrong? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)
# got any kids?
unlikely with that statement....
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:43, archived)
# Paedophilia, cancer, etc aren't funny
Jokes about paedophilia, cancer, etc, are.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Wrong wrong wrong....
..I was sexually assaulted at the age of 8 yet I find stuff like Brass Eyes Paedophile episode hilarious.
It's never so black and white.
And I am a father before anyone jumps in.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:17, archived)
# you just don't understand
how shadenfreude actually works.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# No, but sometimes jokes about them are.
The more offensive a topic, the more funny your joke has to be to get away with it
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Surprisingly
related or not. My wife ( senior finance director for a cancer charity ) reports that public donations are up on last year.
Which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)
# That is good!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)
# smears are up too
which is also good

i don't hate her - this was just a vehicle to show off my skills....
(I helped save b3ta! sir loafalot ended an eon of lurking on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)
# I think your vehicle is probably due an MOT
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Proper LOL :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)
# A write-off*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)
# cancer=not funny
schizophrenia = funny

I've never understood where we draw the lines on these things we need guidance and a govt to tell us what to think.
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)
# LEAVE JADE ALONE!!!!
*flails*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I have this to say
Its a tutorial

1. See irony 1 . 2, 3. burlesque, caricature, parody, travesty. Satire, lampoon refer to literary forms in which vices or follies are ridiculed. Satire, the general term, often emphasizes the weakness more than the weak person, and usually implies moral judgment and corrective purpose: Swift's satire of human pettiness and bestiality. Lampoon refers to a form of satire, often political or personal, characterized by the malice or virulence of its attack:
and I'd like to add that I did not cut and paste this! Its just the way I tuype sometimes
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)
# I don't find this clever, funny or particularly shocking.....
...but reading the above comments I feel that B3ta doesn't really have any sort of quidelines to what's acceptable and what's not.
If people can find jokes about teh aids etc funny why not cancer? Is there a line of bad taste that no-one knows about that sir loafalot crossed? Or is it mob-handed abuse?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:12, archived)
# There's no rules, and the line is in different places for different people.
I'm sure there's been plenty of cancer jokes go down well on here, but they actually have to be jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)
# But
It wasn't funny
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)
# As I said,,,,,
....I don't find this clever, funny or particularly shocking.....
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)