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[challenge entry] Well, it's cheaper to run than the hub.

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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:04, archived)
# at any moment, gay will break out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:05, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# You know what they say Amy.
If you can't beat 'em..........well you can insert your own punchline there.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:09, archived)
# get bigger sticks?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:10, archived)
# Haha I was going to say that but I more presumed someone would suggest using your mouth.

Actually that's a lie, I was going to say buy a sniper rifle and find suitable elavation to gain a good killing field.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:12, archived)
# you were gonna say, out the way, let me bum john marrowface
or whatever he is called.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# Urgh.
If I had an industrial rotating drill bit for a cock maybe.

I'd call it a Sodomdectomy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:16, archived)
# or a strapadictomy?
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# I have a very big punchline
Where may I insert it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# IN MY ROTTEN CLUNGE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:20, archived)
# "That was no lady, that was my wife!"
How was it for you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:22, archived)
# How was what?
/genericfemaleinsultblog
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)
# just so you know
i have spent the evening cleaning up cat vom. i though of your nom de guerre.

b3ta is invading my real life. i talk of mindbleach, fuck socks etc. laugh manically, try to explain, look like a disconnected twat, then rock quietly in a corner or the middle of the room. it makes no odds.

yam proper scared. #:oz
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:24, archived)
# I used to do that before b3ta
now I just use it as justification
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# IT'S RAINING MEN
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# THERE IT IS!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Good to see all Torchwood operatives
still wear their standard issue hover shoes.

(I'm not having a go, honest...)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:07, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You sarcy git :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:32, archived)
# That porch is covered in riverstones not wood
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:11, archived)
# Yeah. Good eye.
Shouldn't that be called Torchbrick?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:27, archived)
# Touch Cloth
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:14, archived)
# shatweasle?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:15, archived)
# No it's just the way I'm standing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:18, archived)
# where's their scoobie do van? Or is there a bicycle round the back?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:17, archived)