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# ohhh ahahhahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Oh that's lovely.
Baby librarian! *offers nana*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I've seen more of your and your workmates bodies than I have of someof my closest friends.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# UUUUUTTTTTAAAAAANNNNN!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.

That's an acer.

Right there - that's an acer.

Woo-hoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Nup, silly vagabond, acer is tree.
I know that as I have two dead ones outside my flat. I HAPPENED TO THEM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Silly Captain Wow!
Cheap computers is not tree!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Dead tress is not win.
Our neighbour napalmed their garden and killed our tree in the process. It then rotted and fell down and I had to chop it up and dispose of it in the pissing rain and hail and cold on a Sunday afternoon.

A Vagabond does not like deaded trees.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# These are little ones in pots.
They didn't like the rain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# I hope you disposed of it up your neighbour's rectum
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Sadly they'd moved out by then.
Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:19, archived)
# :(
in which case I hope they were replaced by less bastardly neighbours

(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# They were.
Thank you. Trees is lush. Sitting in them particularly so (not that ours was big enough to sit in)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)
# Stretch the turd of truth!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# and avoid the chewy chunks of degredation
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Top monkey.
I assume you've glued its hands to that bit of wood so it can't wank in front of the children on their school trip?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# my first monkey of the day
thankee he's ace
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# :)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Hurrah!
He's ace
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# Fantastic!
I came across a really funny quotation about an orang-utan the other day. "I must make a mental note," I thought. And then I forgot.

So I'm just left with a sense of loss.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# that's proper lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Fewer than.
Oh, c'mon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# That's lovely and I'm going to have a cry now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# This makes me sad.
Librarians is all of teh win.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# i like them a lot more than humans :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# GRAMMAR!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# SYNTAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Do they all live together
in a town like, oo I don't know... Bolton, just to pick a town at random?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# it would explain the accent....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I thought it was in the hundreds.
Though that could be in the wild.

One final push, and we'll have got rid of 'em all, though...
C'Mon!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# :(
The most recent estimate for the Sumatran Orangutan is around 7,300 individuals in the wild[21] while the Bornean Orangutan population is estimated at between 45,000 and 69,000.[22] These estimates were obtained between 2000 and 2003. Since recent trends are steeply down in most places due to logging and burning, it is forecast that the current numbers are below these figures
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Good
Cos I bloody hate monkeys. The wank in front of your Aunties.
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)