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# my thoughts? I don't like the sandwich I am eating.
and GIMP.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:00, archived)
# what is it?
a just had leek carrot and tatty soup i made this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:02, archived)
# I had sausages, tinned toms, beans, onion, garlic paste
cumin, salt, pepper, chilli powder, paprika in a shitmix with pasta

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# any good? sounds vile....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Its all i can afford really at the moment
its just spice with a hint of beans, so its alrite.

Sausages are cheap meat, especially when reduced
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# you live near conduit right?
do you know where beanies is? in crookesmoore?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# Of course I know where beanies is, lived opposite teh hadfield last year
Its just I never have cash, and wont spend more then a fiver on veg there as Im literally nearly at the end of my overdraft!

I should really go up to netto but Im just fucking lazy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# if you don't mind living on soup for a while you can pick up enough veg to make soup for a week for less than £5
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# Last sunday I bought a chicken
Spuds and carrots for like £5.50

Mash roasties, carrots, chicken, 2 nights
Pasta, chicken white sauce, 1 night
Chicken soup (Mushrooms, leeks, carrots £2(ish))
lasted me til yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# not bad going at all that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# And the soup was fucking fantastic!
I did go through a loaf and a half of bread with it, but thats not too bad
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# pfffft... sounds calorific.
my poverty has forced me to go on a healthy binge. i'm on a mostly soup diet with three trips to the gym a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I cant afford gym
I havent drank in 3 weeks

And I havent been out in that time, good job Ive got xbox live, otherwise Id be fucking bored
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# i had two pints tonight. first drink since sunday. being poor sucks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# It was pressed chicken slices, tomato and lettuce.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:03, archived)
# does that meant he chicken has been reformed?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# yeah it's some sortof manufactured meat slice.
probably has mercury compounds in it too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:05, archived)
# i hear they give you autism
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# oh yes. mnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggghhhhhhhhh.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# ladies an' gennleman, i give you one of the finest mathematical minds of australia's youth
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# hahaha
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# pressed chicken? FORCED CHICKEN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# I did photo my stew and scones last night...
Didn't work out to 36 meg animation, but I may post it anyway.
Later, when I've added a dash of TOAP to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# cottage pie i made a few weeks back
nom nom nom

www.b3tards.com/u/f9d89e8a11037c5bd200/cottage-pie.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Beading of fats in the run off says that was likely very tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# hell yeah, my only regret is that i didn't wait long enough for it to reach true crispyness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# make it as big as possible. Be sure to scale it so that it wider than the board as well.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Ell oh ell.
With bonus scat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# SURPRISE POOPIE PORN!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# people should photo their food more often
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:21, archived)
# I just ate mine. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Yes they should
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# that looks jolly nice!
I hope it comes with either sauce or meat based fluid

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# I dont remember, it was a while ago
I dont even live in that house anymore
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
:D

that's not funny :(

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# You fuck!
You just made me lol at 2:30am!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# old pictures of food, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:54, archived)
# I agree.
With chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Look at that grime
on the white tubs under the table.

You need Cillit bang.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Its not a table, its a worktop
and those fridges were disgusting when we moved in
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!
NSF...D --as in digestion.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:23, archived)
# are you kidding! it's 100% NOM!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# oh god you've got the egg next to the beans
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING PLAYING AT?
WHY DON'T FUCKING NORTHENERS GET IT?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:24, archived)
# FUCK YOU MAN!
OR I'LL POUR GRAVY ON THE EGG

OH YEAH

YOU'D LIKE THAT WOULDN'T YOU

YOU DIRTY GIRL

:D

edit: also, where the hell would I put the egg? 5 foot above the plate hovering menacingly?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:26, archived)
# build a sausage barrier twixt egg and beans
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:28, archived)
# that's just silly!
what a nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# no respectable greasy spoon in the sout will let bean juice get on an egg.
its unnatural and wrong. until the very last second after you've eaten the beans then you break the wall to dip the sausage in the yoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# what a nonsense!
the etiquette of greasy spoon is simple

fry/boil misc crap

get plate

put misc crap on plate

meal is done

there is no more, no less

maybe if you go to some avante garde french greasy spoon they put the beans down

surrounded by sausage

BUT THAT'S MAD!!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# that looks delicious
apart from the red stuff, what is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Go and get an Aloo Ghobi
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# my arsehole has suffered enough after kfc hot and spicy on friday.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# It wasn't nearly that bad. It was just a mild stinging sensation.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# that particular event nearly cost me a kidney.
i'm a man who likes hot and accepts the consequences but fuck...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# doh doh doh doh
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:26, archived)