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# agendalols
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Wow.
There's a lot of win in here *shakes*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# thanks miss
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :D OH. HELL. YES.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I'd like to buy it on a tshirt.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *lays one on the floor and gets gun out*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# *scuttles towards*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# BANG
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *DEAD FOREVER*
NO ONE IS SAD. EVERYONE MISSES SAM. A MILLION PEOPLE GO TO HIS FUNERAL.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I'm sad.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# My funeral will be a piss up. Smiles all around. People will mourn once their hangovers have subsided.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# I won't be drunk.
I'll probably be in prison though. I want James Spader for the defence.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# "... if the coppers come around just tell them, the party's mine-ine boys..."
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# fine
but I'm giving you gems here.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# who do you think you are?
you're no Jo Wiley
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I'm constantly looking for new music
... by blokes who have been dead 8 years.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Mine won't.
I want sobbing, crying, wailing, anguish. Sack cloth and ashes. I want black. I want suicide.

Luckily, however, I have an agreement.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# Biggest. Mexican. Wave. Ever.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# *gets confused with timing and is shunned by all other wavers*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# the wavers guild is a harsh mistress
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Don't give me elder scrolls flashbacks.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# arg..
now I'm imagining walking around...

constantly

a lot

in fields

and hills

a lot

ARG IT'S A HUGE DISEASED CHICKEN

then walk about a bit more
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# :D
I missed all the hat business at the weekend so thought I'd contribute.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I saw the top of that load and was ready to post my tinfoil hat for him :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# excellent
that was my aim :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Well you have done a fine fine job then :D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# cheers lad
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# bwahaha
nice sheep
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# it's not a sheep it's a peeple
WAKE UP
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# The Goat?
/links
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# You clearly missed catnipppps shenanigans this weekend :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahah
just searched him. He really let it all hang out huh?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# If we do have the challenge "Make a pic in the style of another b3tan"
this would win.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# heh
although I would call the challenge "Use the Warp, Selective Sharpen and Gaussian Blur tools a lot"
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Yes!
Bags me as Doctor Dyslexia - the only person I stand a chance of copying successfully.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I'm going to do things in the style of the Rev.
Oh hang on.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# As long as I don't get lumbered with Toast, TGA or Monkeon I'm happy.
I can't afford the hummus bill. Even for a week.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:43, archived)
# :D
I'm sleepy I want to sleep on money... I'll try not to piss the bed :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I don't know what's going on
but the colours are nice, I like those
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I don't know about art
but I DO know about laminate floorings... and here at Crazy UnderCover's Laminate Flooring Warehouse and Savings Emporium you'll think we've gone **CrAzY** because we've all be put on lithium and spend almost every day sedated in a Multi-sensory Room... if only I could remember how to spell snoezelen
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Got a knife, stab you in the face, buy a shed off me.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I shed you in the face
BUY MY KNIFE!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
ATTENTIONTODETAILOLZ
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# pfft
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha nicely done, sir!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# thanks
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Hooray!
:D
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# yippee!
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Absolutely ace
Wow
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# cheers
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# tutorial?
/ace :)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# cheers.
yes, here is the tutorial.

1. Quickly cut out images from sources, no need to be neat.
2. Arrange images and warp them into shape.
3. Use the Selective Sharpen Tool to give the "painted" effect. Gaussian blur to get rid of sharp edges.
4. Pass it off as a piece of art that one should be paid for.
5. Change the whole world's opinions.
6. Eat lunch.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# yes! :D

(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:46, archived)