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# I just read your bio on your site.
I didn't realise someone could get their penis that far down their own throat.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:20, archived)
# what, this?
www.dees2.com/bio.html

"Sarcastic to the extreme, funny in the approach, most times visually horrifying, this wild new style of illustration screams out our serious world crisis situation in a visual instant."

Uh-huh.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I'd definitely say he's a political art genius.
Only someone with this kind of talent would ever have the hundreds of people all around the world world pointing and laughing at him as he shouts FUCK YOU, SHEEPLE at his computer in his underground bomb proof bunker, surrounded by David Icke bobble head toys, each with their own individual tin foil hat, just in case the government ever perfect that bobble head control mechanism.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Screw talent, sod humour. The real question is:
Who is sexiest?



(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# No, this one.
"Agenda-ridden, ill-informed, most times with copious use of the blur tool, this old and basic style of illustration displays complete ignorance and narrow-mindedness in the visual instant after you've worked out what the fuck he's banging on about this time."
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Stop stealing stuff from my biography
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
#
" world renowned David Icke" ftw
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# hahaha
world-renowned indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:30, archived)
# visual instant...
Photobucket

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(Catnipppp, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# Haha what the shit
Can I subscribe to your newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:46, archived)
# ASS-PARTAME.
COINCIDENCE?

FUCKING WAKE UP.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# bet that can's made of aluminium as well
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# you know, I really couldn't give a shit
why, because we have been exposed to most of this stuff for pretty much over 100 years, so we are kind of fucked anyway. Seeing as much of it is bollocks and we are only here for a short time, does it matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# making people worry about it is just raising stress levels
to a far more dangerous level.
Clearly catnipp is the cancer in our ready brek, the greatest evil and biggest threat to the utopian shell suited society that we all dream of.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Indeed
many people have ended up dead or going mad through the stress of all this bollocks.

Bollocks to it, do what you damn well like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Aspartame is a lightning bolt in the sky from the ghost of that rumsfeld bloke
who fancies vampire chicks drinking emo cola?


SPEAK SENSE YOU COCK!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Nonono!
Rumsfeld CREATES lightning, that aspartames-up your cola, making you one of the restless dead.

Also, there is a tree for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# the tree is the shadow of death weeping from rumsfeld's ghost tits
it happens when he is wanking over vampire chicks

this is fact, catnipp said so
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# If a picture paints a thousand words.
Then his are mostly dyslexic dribble.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# NO! WAKE UP!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:31, archived)