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How will I get my bathroom re-tiled otherwise?

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)

heh

I could do with a good tiler, it'll be the last piece in the 2-year slog of doing my flat up

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:07, archived)

If I wasn't always drawn away to end tinkering with the bloody computer,

I'd do it myself, but - in the real world, I'm gonna have to get someone in...

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)

Then you find out the price to "get someone in"

and thing - the mess is better.

I got a garden that needs digging - anyone?

(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

I'm on the 3rd floor.

:( No garden.

Lots of big plants, though :)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

I built myself a shed a few weeks ago

I am 100% MAN!

(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

And that, by any measure, sir

makes you a 100% MAN!

:D

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

This.

I'm so unmanly sometimes - DIY and football - I'm rubbish at both.

I'm good at breaking things, mind - one of the best jobs I've had was to smash up my BiL's old shed with a sledgehammer. Ace fun.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:11, archived)

my boss once got me to kick down an office door

when he'd locked his keys in the server room.

Best day at work ever.

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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

I bet you felt like a MAN.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

destruction AND computers

it's man heaven

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

Conveniently not mentioning women at all.

*feels rejected*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

sorry

destruction AND computers

while the women looked on in a state of impressed awe

that better?

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)

much, thank you.

*can go on living*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

destruction AND computers

white cotton pantie porn

fixed it

(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

I fulfilled the ambition of a lifetime a couple of years ago...

Smashing up a grand piano with a lump hammer.

I've never had so much fun.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)

That sounds amazing

but I don't think I could ever do it. I take it it was broken and couldn't be repaired?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)

Oh , it was completely fucked. The metal frame was warped.

I'd have never been able to do it otherwise.

We got to set fire to the bits afterwards... hehehehe.
*rubs hands maniacally*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)

That's ok then.

FIRE.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

I was such a pyro in my formative years

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:23, archived)

I have a healthy fear of fire.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

Well, considering the amount of times I've set myself on fire,

I should, too - sadly, stupidity has allowed me to move bravely past that point.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

I've set my hair on fire a good number of times.

Also my socks, but that was on purpose to prove a point.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

The love of fire is linked to sexual frustration.

Pyromania is essentially being a *points* "Virgin! Virgin!"

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

Well, I'm referring to when I was at school.

So I don't feel *too* cut up about that.

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)

You know, Hefner's apparently on his way out

*chokes back the tears* that'd leave an opening for a classy bird such as yourself.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

I don't think I've ever been referred to as a 'classy bird'

before.

How intriguing.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

I'm trying it out.

it was that or 'cad-about-town'.

Plus I'm fed up of being the only person that appears to ever get called it.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

*is rather affronted*

Cad - moi?
*swirls cape and tweaks moustache*
How dare you, ma'am?

*pinches Wow's bottom for good measure*

;-)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)

in the best possible way.

also: you're one of four men that can get away with doing that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

*hugs*

You're too lovely.
And you exude class, if I may say.

Well, even if I'm not supposed to say - I just did!
\o/

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

Ahhhhh, you dear

you're the only one who thinks so! *hug*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

I'm so sorry - that seemed like a slight!

I too - I think most boys/children are - was a complete pyro as a kid.

I was just mentioning it as I think it's inneresin.

So sorry!

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

No need, sir

no need at all.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)

I'd love to smash up a load of different types of hammers* with a piano.

^{* 16 oz claw = the king of hammers.}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)

Not as good as the dildammer.

My hammer has a very cock-like handle.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)

0_0

Cap'n!

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)

What?! I didn't buy it purely because of that.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

Ahh, that's OK, then.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

It's usually fun to tell people

when they're actually holding the hammer.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9259687

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

Here I am! :)

Absolutely fucking exquisite Sir. I am utterly grateful to you.
Gaz me an address and I'll send you something nice (not sure what though)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)

This thread compels you to send a CUNTHAMMER.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)

I just broke my last one :(

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)

Oh, please don't...

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)

Aww, bless you, sir!

Is that one high enough quality or do you want the PSD, or indeed a larger dimension version.
I'm running out a 1280 x 600 px version for Tom O' Bedlam, and I can gaz you a link to it when it's done, if you like.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

That's great :D

I'd love a desktop one too, but this one is great for the album xx

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

Glad to be of help, sir

And don't worry - just buy me a beer at some point.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)

Will do :)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)

Wow

My cock handle is very much like-hammer.

(waxdart hello., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

Make that the queen, then.

Queens are better than Kings anyway.

Queens of the Stone Age vs Jonathan King. See, the system works.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)

Queen vs King Crimson, though.

No contest.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)

50 Foot Queenie vs anything by Kings of Leon.

This could run and run.

Chess has the final answer, though.

Er, the game, not the musical.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)

Oh I don't know

I really like a Kings of Leon song.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)

I bet it can only move one square at a time unless swapping with a rook.

^{/the boy that knew far too much about chess}

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:41, archived)

*upends chess set*

*starts setting up connect 4*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)

(some kind of joke about porn)

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)

Where do you live?

I'll come and do it for you if you're in London.

I tiled one of the bathrooms in BBC HQ once ya know!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)

totally

I live in sunny Mars-filled Slough

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

*ahem*

If you're serious - please gaz me.

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)

ME FIRST ME FIRST

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)

*bundles Nibus out of the way*

*hands over brown envelope full of cash*

Now, you were saying?

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)