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[challenge entry] cyborgs drafted in to cut costs on CBeebies

hull?

From the Credit Crunch TV challenge. See all 359 entries (closed)

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# she looks
like you just surprised her with the best xmas present ever
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Perhaps the fingers vibrate...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# maybe he bought her gloves
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)
# if i was in the same situation i really, really would get a scary robot arm
/starts eyeing up the hacksaw in the toolbox...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# a robot eye would be easier
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:36, archived)
# nah, the technology isn't there yet
best they can do is this

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7920600.stm

and it's rubbish
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)
# that film would be ace
if he walked into a wall
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Already got one
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:45, archived)
# where do you put the batteries?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I could show you
but then I'd get charged.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:52, archived)
# keep it real
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:39, archived)
# YAY STUMPGIRL
*defends with her life* when she's done working there, she's going to come and be in porn for me.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:27, archived)
#
for with?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# Nope, for.
I'm not mean enough to make me-porn. That's not fair on anyone. Least of all my porn-loving dad.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# nothing wrong with a bit of porn !
unless its animal sex or 2 girls 1 cup
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Saw some porn of some woman "sexy" dancing and masturbating
Everything, except her head, was completely hairless. Didn't get as far as her getting down and dirty as she looked like one of those napalmed Vietnamese children
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:46, archived)
# phwoor
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:54, archived)
#
be shit
for on
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I wouldn't want a hand job from her..that's for sure..
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# That's got to be a really smooth fisting experience, though.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# lol WTF !
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Oh nice!

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# haha
is that real? i could be convinced
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# HaHaHaHaHa!
My son's named Alfie.
He's only 19 months though...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Yay!
*Clicks furiously*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:40, archived)
# "I want your clothes, your boots, and your Playbus!"
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# hahaha
fisher price pull-along airplane ftw
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# She looks vaguely like one of the nursery nurses I had at primary school.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:29, archived)
# in HUMAN NURSERY UNIT 07?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# pfffttt....does she want to know where The Sheen has had it?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Oh my giddy aunt!
It'd take weeks to clean it.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 16:33, archived)