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# Pesky Little Comicses
20. The horror. The horror.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Hahaha, beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# I don't know what make me hate myself more
the pun or the fact I used an exclamation mark after it.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Don't hate any of it, it's all wonderful and you are a lovely little niblet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# exclamation marks after jokes
are the devil.

I think the pirate is just being loud though in this case.. so it is acceptable :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Loud and exciteable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# as all the best pirates are :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# .
I once ate a whole bag of sweetcorn and made a niblet sculpture on my missus' bedside table.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I think the pun.
The exclamation mark just compounds the crime.

(Bit I still clicked because I LOLled)
(Guizmeaux, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# \o/
guilty pleasures for the win :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# I know all about them.
And I'm not talking about eating raw cookie dough.
(Guizmeaux, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Oh dear
*roots in big cupboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# O_O
you mean rooting around I take it.

*is on true 2006 form today*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I have no idea what you're on about

I'm much too innocent
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow*
Jessikins Internetname, that's a big old porky and you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# That does it.
I am changing my last name IRL to "Internetname".
(Guizmeaux, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Aww
No cool job for Jessikins just yet

*is a bit sad*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Oh damn it, I'm sorry love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Nah, s'alright
I got some great feedback, and it wasn't just because I interview like a dumas (though that was still part of it, damn it), they just had applicants with much more experience.

I think she was basically saying that if I presented what I can offer properly I'd have got the job in other circumstances, that's not so bad. I know I don't come across well enough but she still thought I could do the job.

It has made me a wee bit sad though, I'm working on the presentation skills (partly why I'm doing all these interviews) but I just don't know how much of that I can change...I'm just not good at that skill!
One of the few things I can't offer.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Maybe some practice with K?
I've got to be off, I've so much to do. *hug* look after yourself lady, these are tough times and you're doing well to even get interviews.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# On the upside I've nearly finished* my screenplay

*may contain both a hint of lie and not be an upside
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# hahaha
oh my, oh my. That's tickled me a lot more than it should've :D

Oh yes, also...


SPPPAAAANNNNGG!

*reverberates*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# fully deserved
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahaa, last frame :)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang
it never ends.

obviously me typing bang ended though.

what a let down.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# "and stay there all of you!"
"All of you?"

good grief makes me think of danger mouse.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# A perfect response by the receptionist
Arf and
*SPANG*
Edit: Is that pirate font?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# arrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# I did have a pirate font..
but I couldn't find it.. this one is something called OhMyGoth and it looked suitably piratey :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# It has strong pirateyness
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# choice validated!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Hahahahaharr!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# shiver me fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# thinking about it that would of worked better under I yam bucket's post
(yo ho) ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# oh dear god man
and where were you yesterday, I had no one to join in with the Countdown variations
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# it was in there and I had to get it out other wise it would of killed me.
and it jumped the queue of possible ideas as it is the only one with an actual punchline.

yesterday ='s working from 8am to about 6pm on 1 hour 15 mins sleep.. so I went to bed early.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# ok, that sounds like a bastard
I am sleeping, yet I feel completely fucked
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I was this morning
lol.. but that's probably due to yesterdays excesses.

it's times like this when I laugh mirthlessly as I realise this is the pinancle of my existence.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:27, archived)
# I just shoot up and go
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# SSSSPPPPPAAAANNNNNGGGGG!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# *takes it like a man*
AGAIN AGAIN!!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Bang On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha!
that's a bit great
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Thankies sir.
*checks popular page*

not that great then.. :P

EDIT: *rechecks popular page*

well maybe it is then :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Hahahahaha, oh my god.
One of my favourite things ever.

Fucking hell

*Howls with laughter*
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:30, archived)
# win!
:D

filthy pun fiend
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:34, archived)
# hahahaha, oh dear god :D
you need to post that in the QOTW, that's full of win.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I would but I don't want to stop using it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# Genie Arse!
Ten points and a click for you!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Thank you, sire :D
*has written the first verse of that poem :D*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# hahahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 18:26, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 21:35, archived)