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[challenge entry] i often spend the lonely hours
rubbing my gourd
chris martin called for a mass walkout in schools, colleges and workplaces if war is announced tommorow

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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:16, archived)
# Oh my!
Nice incorporation of a competition with a ...word..woo.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:17, archived)
# he didn't make up the word gourd
that's what he's rubbing there!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:18, archived)
# Oh you really
do love your gourd don't you!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:19, archived)
# what word
have i made up?

Tell me, so i can copyright it quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:19, archived)
# that is very
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:18, archived)
# And it proves he's a:
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:22, archived)
# i was giggling
at the inclusion of the word 'bent' on there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:25, archived)
# BONKS must have
much comedy potential.

I managed to run a "YAY" through a "LABIA" the other day. In a game of Scrabble, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:27, archived)
# how fun is:
THIS?
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Bandwagon:
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:31, archived)
# mmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnd
piiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssss!!!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:34, archived)
# PLEASE!
Someone highlight 'bent' it's just staring me in the face and really annoying me now! lol
(Braindeadleper, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:35, archived)
# has anyone noticed the glaring errors in this game
japan is a proper name and its on a triple score ya big cheats
(cheebatv, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Japan is a proper noun
but it is also in the Official Scrabble Words book, so it is good enough for me. For every other imaginary mistake, check the spaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Under normal circumstances I'd laugh like a loon.
But that Bush/Blair toss from the Azores has soured what was a fucking great weekend for me. Sounds like war will break out on Wednesday or Thursday. Cnuts. I'm going to go and call my family and tell them I love them, then say the same thing to my wife. Maybe play some good music, and try to calm down this horrible feeling of impending doom. Sorry to bring things down.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:19, archived)
# impending doom? "war"?
war implies they have some kind of a chance. do you honestly think america would start a war where they didn't outnumber and outgun them 100:1?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:21, archived)
# I've said that all along..
You can't call it a war unless Iraq does something major, like bombing America, which they won't because they'd be pounced upon by pretty much every other country.

If I'm wrong..so what, I'm just a kid!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:23, archived)
# you can't call it a war
if it'll be over in a month.

america hasn't been involved in a "war" since vietnam, and they're not going to do all that again. britain hasn't since WWII
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:25, archived)
# We just had an evacuee from WWII
in our History class...she said it was a right laugh..which makes me think she wasn't really an evacuee...
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:26, archived)
# the evacuees were all ten though.
what do ten year olds know?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:28, archived)
# Actually
She was 4..so yeh...

She did give us all a chocolate egg though so..woo!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:29, archived)
# Hey, we had a
"conflict" in '82...might not have been a war but buggered if i'd liked to have been involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Gotham9k, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:35, archived)
# What about 'nam
They out-numbered and out-gunned and were out-classed.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:35, archived)
# they learnt their lesson
now it's only wars where they know the others don't stand a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:38, archived)
# What's awful is
that I don't think there's anything that will stop Bush from punishing Saddam for humiliating his daddy in '91. I think if every single person in America went into the streets and protested, Bush would still attack Iraq. Nobody -- and I mean NOBODY -- that I know is in favor of war. It doesn't seem to matter to Bush.
(Cheril, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:42, archived)
# Hmmm,
and there was me having a look at prices for a flight to Israel at Easter...
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:21, archived)
# i'm a bit worried
about my friend who moved to saudi arabia a few years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:22, archived)
# im more
worried about my brother who has gone on holiday to america this week!!
(Devilishgirl3697, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Been there....
and with no money, it's a shit heap.
save your cash stay here!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:32, archived)
# i was told
was was possible tommorow.

Anyway, whenever it is announced, everyone walkout of school, work, college, wherever.
Just sit at home and don't spend any money or work or anything, if they're going to bomb other countries and get us bombed, I'm fucked if i'm putting in any effort for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:21, archived)
# i think dj hetz's was the only honest way to protest for peace.
going onto the streets and shouting rar rar rar! is all a bit militant, and unfriendly. if everyone stayed at home, had some mates round and had a party, and everyone wanted peace, it might not change anything, but it'd be more fun. it's not like they're going to listen to a million people going on a march, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:24, archived)
# i met a bloke last year
who was trying to organise a big "party for peace" - the idea being that such a big event would be as good a demonstration as any that people don't want wars.

unfortunately nothing came of it.. but it was a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:27, archived)
# Too fucking right
Give that man a biscuit
(Braindeadleper, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:24, archived)
# Yeh,
power to the people!

this has nothing to do with the fact my maths coursework is due in...swear..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:25, archived)
# er...
far be it from me to point out the obvious, but what good does bringing our own country to a standstill do? should everyone stop working? the emergency services? the people who produce & sell you the food you need to live? the army of geeks who keep the interweb running? where would we be then?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:27, archived)
# wasn't the interweb designed
to withstand nuclear attacks?
(I helped save b3ta! teflon, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:28, archived)
# the internet might survive
but the people to use it won't. and actually, do you really think the computer under your desk would survive the EMP?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:31, archived)
# Yes.
All it needs is a tin-foil hat.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:37, archived)
# That's because...
...only cockroaches and geeks would survive.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Aw...
just get some good sounds on, light/pour whatever takes your fancy and photoshop an animal...things will seem better. I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:23, archived)
# thats
the best advice I've heard for ages
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:27, archived)
# thats
a mighty fine gourd
(I helped save b3ta! The Barn death and angels save us all, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:20, archived)
# nice
motion!

didn't see it at first (grrr.. IE grrr. )
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:26, archived)
# I've got an entire series of these
I had an instructor who had a bit of a gourd obsession last semester.

(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:40, archived)
# yay
for gourd obsessions.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:42, archived)
# he had a massive cardboard box full of them
we all thought it was very strange
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:47, archived)
# I just knew
you would reply positively to this post!
SirSand Goblin, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:48, archived)
# of course
how could anyone possibly be negative about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 16 Mar 2003, 21:49, archived)